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Belaslav 04-15-2008 02:54 AM
Spirit's national anthem.
 

Yosei 04-15-2008 03:06 AM
Lmao!

Belaslav 04-15-2008 03:19 AM
So Yosei, how much for that ad space you're selling?

Spirit 04-15-2008 03:34 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That had tears in my eyes. And OMG, okay time for true story time.
When I first started worknig at the job I am at now, it only took my boss a few weeks to get to know me really well, so one day he asks me, "so, you tote a gun around with you?" I couldn't lie to him, so I had to tell him "Never leave home without it." He informed me that it was against company policy to have a gun on premises. So I looked at him and said, "Oh, well good to know, we will pretend like this conversation never happened and if you ever ask me again, I know to say no." He just shook his head and walked away, lol.

Okay, and Bela - I never linked you the story of the bull. I will have to find it and post it.

Yosei 04-15-2008 03:46 AM
Lol, atleast your boss has a sense of humor, well, seems like it.

Blaaaaaaaah 04-15-2008 03:48 AM
ROFLMAO. So Spirity. xD

Spirit 04-15-2008 03:48 AM
Found it - pulled from my daily writing on the G____G events of the night.
It is old and from back in Dec..

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit
OMG!! The funniest thing happened tonight when we were playing. It was the three amigos playing, Loki, Patches, and me. We were in Uruga sticking close to town killing chickens and pixies, when I heard a noise. The conversation went something like this...
Me: brb - I just heard a noise and I am home alone (at this time I get up to go see what made the noise. Now for those of you who dont know, I live out in the middle of nowhere. I have no close neighbors and I sit in the middle of 8 acres.)
Patches: Does she have a gun
Loki: Yes
Patches: Shoot then ask
Loki: We live in the South, what do you think? Yes, she has a gun (by this time I had my gun in hand and was checking all the doors and looking out windows.)
Patches: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Loki: We live in the heart of redneck country. We shoot first, then ask questions.
At this point I have made it all the way through my house and was coming back into my bedroom, gun still in my hand. I had just checked to make sure I had put the safety back on the gun when I saw something out of the corner of my eye through my bedroom window, and was like wtf??
Then I dropped to my knees and busted out laughing.
My neighbor's bull had gotten loose and was standing next to my front porch!!!!! And I almost shot this bull!!!!

My heart was pounding through my chest, my blood was pumping, and I was laughing so hard, I could hardly talk.

Then later on after Patches had logged out and JT had joined us we were off killing orcs, noxes, and lips when a County Sheriff came to my door. She asked me if it was my bull, and I told her no, but I almost shot the damn thing.
The funny thing about that was that when I came back to my computer, I made a comment in guild chat about a sheriff at my front door, and JT never checked up. Loki knew what was going on, but JT didn't question why a sheriff was at my door or anything. He also had no clue that I almost provided my family with hamburgers for the rest of the year. I guess he thinks this is a normal thing for me, lol.

Oh and Patches leveled up!!!! Yah!!!
And my scroll production is up to 7700.

Join us next time for more exciting GG action....
same GG time.... same GG station....

Hessah 04-15-2008 03:52 AM
LOL! i remember that~ but i still read the whole thing again coz it was so interesting haha

Yosei 04-15-2008 03:57 AM
Lol. Good thing my family isn't like that @.@

We think someone tried to break into our house night. My dad got up the other day to check the mail, and the um, wiry thingy that goes over our window was taken off and the window was cracked like someone tried to bust it open.

And a few years earlier, some drunk guy just came walking on into our house.

Hyper 04-15-2008 03:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126038)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That had tears in my eyes. And OMG, okay time for true story time.
When I first started worknig at the job I am at now, it only took my boss a few weeks to get to know me really well, so one day he asks me, "so, you tote a gun around with you?" I couldn't lie to him, so I had to tell him "Never leave home without it." He informed me that it was against company policy to have a gun on premises. So I looked at him and said, "Oh, well good to know, we will pretend like this conversation never happened and if you ever ask me again, I know to say no." He just shook his head and walked away, lol.

Okay, and Bela - I never linked you the story of the bull. I will have to find it and post it.
LMAO! o.o"

/is now afraid of Spirit

Lady-Loki 04-15-2008 05:10 AM
Love it!


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

"Trigger Happy"

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Patches 04-15-2008 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hyperswoss (Post 126054)
LMAO! o.o"

/is now afraid of Spirit
<------has been afraid of Spirit for a long time

Now you all know the truth, Spirit is the one that gets me killed all the time.

Spirit 04-15-2008 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rsx-s (Post 126206)
<------has been afraid of Spirit for a long time

Now you all know the truth, Spirit is the one that gets me killed all the time.
If you so scared, why you still hang out with me????

And if you keep blaming me for you dying, maybe Iz will quit hanging out wif yous!!!

Belaslav 04-15-2008 08:08 PM
You always carry a gun with you... *clears throat*

Wow.

So what type of gun, what model, and what ammo size?

Spirit 04-15-2008 08:16 PM
The one that stays in my truck is a 22 Beretta. Small, easily concealed, and easy to use. NOTE: I have only ever actually shot it when target practicing - I have never actually shot anyone!!!!!! It is for protection only.

Seriuosly though, the neighborhood that I used to work in, you needed protection. And I used to not carry one, until I was single and one night I was followed home. I was smart enough however to figure out that the guy was following me, so I detoured until I lost him then got my butt home as quick as I could. The next day I called my dad and told him what happened and we went gun shopping. But, I grew up around guns and learned how to use them properly when I was young. So, I am familiar and comfortable with them. I am also a better shot then my husband, lol. Everytime we have ever been out shooting, I always out shoot him. :D

Belaslav 04-15-2008 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126346)
The one that stays in my truck is a 22 Beretta. Small, easily concealed, and easy to use. NOTE: I have only ever actually shot it when target practicing - I have never actually shot anyone!!!!!! It is for protection only.

Seriuosly though, the neighborhood that I used to work in, you needed protection. And I used to not carry one, until I was single and one night I was followed home. I was smart enough however to figure out that the guy was following me, so I detoured until I lost him then got my butt home as quick as I could. The next day I called my dad and told him what happened and we went gun shopping. But, I grew up around guns and learned how to use them properly when I was young. So, I am familiar and comfortable with them. I am also a better shot then my husband, lol. Everytime we have ever been out shooting, I always out shoot him. :D
Something like this?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Side_View.jpg

Spirit 04-15-2008 08:28 PM
Close but my nuzzle is a little longer and my grip is not so large.

Belaslav 04-15-2008 08:41 PM
Lol that kinda sucks for anything further than 15 meters. 20 if you're good.

Spirit 04-15-2008 08:44 PM
It is for protection, not killing. And it depends on where you shoot them. Shoot them in the legs and you take out their ability to run, leaving you safe and them in a condition easy enough for the cops to apprehend. My intentions are not to kill. If I wanted to do that, I would simply run them over with my truck. That is why it stays in my truck. If I am being attacked in my truck they are close enough I could do damage to them. If they are running away - what is the point in shooting. If they are far enough away that the gun will not hurt them, then I am far enough away to escape.
It is self-defense, not kill and destroy. :)

Spirit 04-15-2008 08:46 PM
This is in MoS so I can double post. Bela - We have what we call the Snake-gun at home, you do not have to aim, just point in the general direction and shoot - you will hit whatever you are pointing at. <--- that is a fun gun to shoot with.

Belaslav 04-15-2008 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126370)
It is for protection, not killing. And it depends on where you shoot them. Shoot them in the legs and you take out their ability to run, leaving you safe and them in a condition easy enough for the cops to apprehend. My intentions are not to kill. If I wanted to do that, I would simply run them over with my truck. That is why it stays in my truck. If I am being attacked in my truck they are close enough I could do damage to them. If they are running away - what is the point in shooting. If they are far enough away that the gun will not hurt them, then I am far enough away to escape.
It is self-defense, not kill and destroy. :)
Let me guess, you use rubber bullets too don't you?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126372)
This is in MoS so I can double post. Bela - We have what we call the Snake-gun at home, you do not have to aim, just point in the general direction and shoot - you will hit whatever you are pointing at. <--- that is a fun gun to shoot with.
Is that a small caliber shotgun?

viasta 04-16-2008 12:30 AM
me like this song

Belaslav 04-16-2008 01:16 AM
Meh, I turn it on for fun when I play Doom 3 to make it more "trigger happy".

Patches 04-16-2008 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126246)
If you so scared, why you still hang out with me????

And if you keep blaming me for you dying, maybe Iz will quit hanging out wif yous!!!
I hang out with you cause you scare me and threaten me if I don't.

I have to blame somebody for me dying, after all I can't take the blame myself (I am a guy, we blame everybody else for crap), and I can't blame Loki cause I already feel bad enough for winning the tourny.

Spirit 04-16-2008 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rsx-s (Post 126912)
I hang out with you cause you scare me and threaten me if I don't.

I have to blame somebody for me dying, after all I can't take the blame myself (I am a guy, we blame everybody else for crap), and I can't blame Loki cause I already feel bad enough for winning the tourny.
I do not threaten you. :eek: And why me, cant you blame Blaaaaahs or somebody else? :(

Patches 04-16-2008 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126914)
I do not threaten you. :eek: And why me, cant you blame Blaaaaahs or somebody else? :(
I would but I don't get to party with her, how could I convince anybody it was her fault, at least you are around. Much easier to convince people it is your fault.

BTW - why did you single Blaaaaahs out?

Spirit 04-16-2008 01:46 PM
Hersh. I just pulled a name out of the air. :D

Belaslav 04-16-2008 05:51 PM
I am offering bodyguard and hitman services.

Spirit 04-16-2008 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Belaslav (Post 127001)
I am offering bodyguard and hitman services.
To who?

Belaslav 04-16-2008 09:32 PM
Bodyguard and hitman to Patches and hitman to you, of course.

Blaaaaaaaah 04-17-2008 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126914)
I do not threaten you. :eek: And why me, cant you blame Blaaaaahs or somebody else? :(
D:< !!!!!!!!!!


Quote:
Originally Posted by rsx-s (Post 126929)
I would but I don't get to party with her, how could I convince anybody it was her fault, at least you are around. Much easier to convince people it is your fault.

BTW - why did you single Blaaaaahs out?
K, Patches, I am totally siding with you now. I believe that Spirit is the cause for your deaths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flowersss 04-17-2008 06:35 AM
win.

Hessah 04-17-2008 07:15 AM
damn it.. i cant stop staring at ur siggy flowersss

Flowersss 04-17-2008 07:19 AM
LMAO, yeah..I've offically made that my cure for boredishness.

Blaaaaaaaah 04-17-2008 07:24 AM
Lmaooo I was just laughing at it too

Flowersss 04-17-2008 07:28 AM
Who knew Tyra Banks could be so furosious -rawrz-


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