Most Awesome Sign
 

So... in my town, people are seriously money hungry. People sell anything and everything they can. Right before Fall, we had a tornado rampage through the town and thus a lot of trees got knocked down, so... everyone started selling fire wood!

But today... my mom and I saw the most awesome sign o.o


"ROCKS FOR SALE"

Rocks... normal rocks. There was nothing abnormal or special about these rocks. We even stopped and looked at the rocks.

Buy 3 get a bag of dirt for HALF OFF!

half off bag of dirt!!?!?! omg!! i want some!!! and rocks are nice too............but i want the dirt!!

LOL...people do buy rocks though. Landscaping purposes

i'll buy 3 rocks & the half price dirt bag to throw at Destrus for taking me out with the spear toruney XD




i think my question is.... does anybody buy those rocks?

LOLOLOL

D: i thought i used nature's protection, why you still aggro me?

INORITE?!?! Craaa-at prices! Prices slashed, slashed, SLASHED!!! Cheap dirt and rocks here, only at Dan's Rock 'n Stop!!!


That's funny though. xD Reminds me of the "Rock Shop" north of here. Except they sell non-precious gems. Oooh, GEM. Gem is excitement~ Oooh, GEM. Gem is truely outrageous, truely truely truely outrageous~

lmao xD Well yeah, people use rocks for various things... so if your neighbors and you suffer random broken windows, you know who to blame.

lol, did they manage to make any profit?

Lol. Actually rocks are pretty big business, but I'm not too sure about selling em yard sale style, though.

LOL

PRITCHER!!!!!!

Selling mixed gases, only $1 per kg! Oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon dioxide included! you might even stand a chance to obtain a rare noble gas! whats more, buy 10kg and get the 11th kg for free! what are you waiting for, grab yours today!

:) not dead yet.

lol, And I'm selling Dihydrogen Monoxide at very fair prices. :p

I remember a while back when people were selling jars of air from Elian Gonzalez's neighborhood or something like that on eBay. That was brilliant.

-breathes into paper bag-

Selling Blah's carbon dioxide. Only 1 gold a bag.