My Shower Story
 

Ah... the shower. A womans paradise. Even better if its a bubble bath. Its where you know you are alone. Washing the stress and ickiness away. Warm and relaxing, or cold and awakening. I love showers.

But for me, this was not the case today <.<

I awoke at my usual, 10:30, to find I wasn't alone in my room. My parents were on the computer and my niece was just... playing.

I got up to take a shower. I like showering in the morning. Makes me feel cleaner, and it helps me wake up. I asked my mom if she was doing laundry, and she said no. I told her to hold off doing laundry until I got out of the shower(it kills the water pressure).

So I got into the shower, and started washing up, when I could feel a cool shift in the air. I peaked outside the shower curtain and my nephew is in the bathroom... going to the bathroom(we don't have a lock on the door). I yelled at him, "You don't come into the bathroom when someones in here! You go to the other bathroom!", "But I gotta go to the baffroom!", he replied unintelligently. I told him to leave and to make sure he closed the door.

I went back to what I was doing. I was about the rinse the shampoo out of my hair when the water pressure went down to 0. I knew right away what to do. I hopped out of the shower, cracked the door open and yelled, "Mom I'm in the shower!", I heard a dumb-found reply, "Oh I forgot! Sorry."
I hopped into the shower again, and waited in the cold for my warm water to come back.

Yay, my shower was almost done. I heard a drowned out "mrow" coming from the other side of the curtain. It was my cat. He sat up on the side of the tub and peaked inside he curtain. I told the cat no, and pushed him off the side of the tub.. He would not like going into the shower. He hopped up again. I said, "No Koji, you're not going to like it." Of course he doesn't understand me, so he slowly proceeds down into the shower. I get ready to pick him up and put him out of the shower when I guess he felt the water. He started freaking out and hopping around. I couldn't even grip him, but he managed to hop out of the shower, probably semi traumatized.

Finally. I was done with my shower. I turned off the water and stepped out. I noticed it was cold and I looked over and the bathroom door was fully open(no idea who opened it <.<), with clear view of the living-room where everyone in my family was conveniently sitting <.< I looked around, I forgot to pull out a towel. I peaked out, and I yelled for someone to come shut the door because if I were to step out, they all would see me. Of course everyone in my family is practically hearing impaired, so no one heard me.

So I ran for it, I hopped out of the shower, hauled ass towards the door and slammed it shut before anyone could see me. I then went to get a towel.

I got dried off and wrapped the towel around me and went to my room to get some clean clothes. While getting dressed, my dad just comes walking on in, didn't knock or warn me. My door doesn't have a lock either, plus my dad doesn't like the idea of me having a lock on the door. Luckily, I managed to hop into my closet and yell "GET OUT! KNOCK NEXT TIME!"

And now I'm here =D

Bless your heart!!!!!!! I think I would have crawled back in bed and started over. :eek:

No privacy at all -.- lol

lol i agree with Zodiac...a eventful shower is better then none at all ;D.

My guess is, theyre all perverts. They have their ways of making it look like an accident >_>.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Your cat is hilarious!

ROFLMAO

Derrick lives in his own little fantasy. ^.~

was the point of this story like...take shower whatever it takes? :D

if so then, u got taht right girl!! ;)

i dont understand people that dont take shower even twice a week >.<
i sumtimes happen to take it 3 times a day which is...weird for a guy maybe :D
anyways my record is 5 times a day, beat that! :)

Well, I saw the word shower then i realize it was started by yosei so... *dives in* >_> <_<

I lol'ed at the cat.

But...

Maybe you can explain why a shower is "paradise"? I have learned now to haul ass and get to the shower first, before my sister, or there's no hot water left.

What is there to do in a shower, besides the perverted stuff? ._.

Because some girls can pull off a 30 minute to an hour long shower.

Like most girls, I take forever in the shower. Mainly because my house is cold and the water is hot ;p

Rofl.

And I have a cat too, and he likes to peek at me in the shower too (Luckily I have locks), so one time I took him inside for 2 secs and let him go. Never bothered me ever again.

*likes his privacy*

Whats a shower ?



anyway

Why do you think I came into this thread.

Yosei needs to start more of her thread with 'Boobs' written in capital letters in the title. She will get Lots more replies :D


Anyway Yos best thing to do is get a little sign that you can stick on the outside of the door saying 'Occupied' or something so people know your there.
Also Take a kitchen knife in incase they dont listen to the sign.

*sits back on a rocking chair and waits for drama to occur*

*sits on rocking chair next to Bel*

Me: We should probobly Buy these rocking chairs if we are going to sit on them.
Bel: Nah they cost too Much
Me: Okay

*Leaves B&Q*

(im not sure if they have B&Q in america o.O)

MMMMMM SHOWER..............

Well in my case, EVERYONE'S free to have a shower with me =D
Except for Belaslav >_< He's like a younger version of Michael Jackson... I mean look at what his drill did to me!!! *flashes buttcheeks at everyone in FF* I realized just now that it's ruined!!!!! D=

Dude please dont Flas-

OH GOD MY EYES IT BURNZ OH GOD
*rolls around on floor*

*Waves his drill*

Hiez.

Oh god SOMEONE HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE, MY LEGS WONT WORK.

D=>

Boobs?

Oh cool.

Show some mercy... My buttcheeks deserve to be respected!!! >:O
*waves buttcheeks at Dragon's face*

*Pats Triumph on back* its okay dude we were all expecting a topic about Boobs, stupid yosei crushing our dreams D=

Yay i am now immune

Remind me to try that again...

*runs off to school*

as soon as I enter the thread it turn into a thread about jiggling butcheeks and boobies

*points toward 'how would you react ?' thread*

not YET

What about getting some locks?

The Sliver is just irresistible...

Woah poor Yos. I'd hate it if my shower gets interrupted so many times. ;~;

=o Blaahs deleted the comedah

This thread made me Lol.

And sorry Yosei...

but damn that's funny...

I love when my lil bro comes in, and is like, "I don't need to knock, I can just pee whenever, wherever." So he busts on in >.>;

I shall pwn him when he's older.

you people dont have locks at all? o.0

LMAO!!!! What a shame! Does this happen every time?? lol:D

whoever it was who asked how GIRLS can take a long shower...then err. i take atleast once a day for half an hour for sure, like umm, i get wet, then use the shampoo and stuff, then wash it off, then i get out to dry, then i put on deo and facecleaning creams n such, then i comb my hair...after that i dry my hair n straighten....all that takes ~40 mins ;)
and i must say that i'm a guy with kind of curly hair so that's why i have to straighten. :D
and i dress for about 10 mins to 20 mins because i can't go to even shop as not being the best looking...
and i dont think taht i take too much care of myself...i could do much more. ;)

=O