This is how it's done! [for people with a sense of humor, if you have none, gtfo]
 

Once or twice a day, sometimes even five times a day, Lilian and I cook together. The finished product is always quite delicious and juicy! Though tends to be quite messy from the baking process.

First, she approaches me with a chicken, but I have to prepare the chicken for baking. So, first I have to take the chicken in my hands and rub it with oil and other ingredients to get it prepared, until its nice and ready! Meanwhile, she's created a sauce and forces me to taste-test it! Its quite delicious, really, but she won't let me have more of it until later!

So, once all that's done, I make her turn the right knobs and press the right buttons on the oven to heat it up. Well, that's quite a task now isn't it?! I mean not every button will get the oven hot! So, once the oven is hot and prepared, she stuffs her chicken inside it, but its a tight fit, so sometimes there is a struggle to make the chicken fit in all the way!

Ah, but we finally manage it, and the chicken gets hot and starts to bake, but you know Lilian, she just has to check so often, so she often takes it out of the oven, then shoves it back in. When its at the right temperature and has been in and out of the oven long enough, we take it out of the oven and all done, even though we kind of left it in long enough for it to explode all its sauces everywhere. =[ Its okay though, the oven is a self-cleaning one!

And the chicken was delicious.

The end!

And in the sequal, I will be supplying the chicken!

Lol o.o

LMFAO!

yes I quite enjoy the cooking sessions. I didn't even know what all you can do with a Chicken until I met you!

*puts on chef hat* BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! Now, what should we cook next?!

well, I'm looking forward to the chicken you're supplying. Maybe we can prepare it in a different way!

I was thinking the same thing myself! Perhaps we should beat it this time, to make it more tender? Or soak it in a fine sauce!

sigh... all this talk is really making me hungry for some chicken now... :[

I just want you to stuff me with your best recipe prepared chicken until I'm filled to the brim!

ofcourse, best of all is, I don't ever get fat from your cooking. :3

Yup, its nutritious AND delicious! And best of all, it only takes 15-30 minutes to make!

*puts chef hat on lil* Let us make haste into the kitchen and cook!

Cooking Mamas!

okay.

you should probably put an apron on and take off your other clothes.. just so you don't get any sauce on them. you know how that stuff tends to spray around while cooking.. o:

o: LOL

Yah, it goes everywhere, last time it was in places I didn't even know I had! But truly it goes quite well to eat with the chicken, dont' you agree?! *dons apron!*

yeah..

I remember this one night when you just couldn't get enough of it. "sauce sauce sauce" all evening I had to listen to it. "please Lillers, just a bit more, what harm can it do if you make me a little more ;_;" "GOD I'm DYING here, I made sauce 6 times today! the things I do for you..."

But yeah, I love you, so I'll keep making it since you like it so. But I won't have it if you start bringing people over! I only like cooking with you! o:<

OMG!

*covers virgin ears*

I know! The ingredients and preparation are far too fine and rich for common guests, so we must save them only for our delight! Its not my fault you make such a mighty fine sauce!

And I love you too! :3 And nobody else shall cook with us, for we cook in secret mystery with the occasional moan and groan when hte sauce goes flying on accident!

o: I've yet to see anyone take a chicken up the ear yet so I think they're safe.

as for you Loveless, what else could it be! what else could be so joyous and stress relieving as cooking! all those flavors and the preparation... it's a true feast for the senses!

You guys seem to know a lot about cooking!

You guys should make a video.

LMAO!

that's a great idea Ralath! We could become world famous with these cooking videos! well, internet-famous at first, don't wanna set the bar too high!

oh dear.. that's not supposed to happen with cooking! o: You're very right indeed denying him this activity from now on!

LOL You've got KNIVES in strange places, I bet D:

*hides behind lil's apron*

this thread shows signs of severe underdosage of wackyboi.

one would have guessed he'd have sniffed this out from FAR AWAY and come thrusting in here.

*insert Youtube link involving a turtle and a cooking pot*

I just remembred hard gay Thrust-walking down the sidewalk because of that LOL!!!

I know that wacky will first an foremost ask to be invited to dinner though. THE NERVE!

That made me lol hard. ;D

What this thread lacks is Hard Gay! HADO GEI NAOW!

*Thrusts hips* HUUUUUU

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/i...e/hard-gay.gif

HOOOOooooooo~!

lmao xD Somehow, I knew this was ocming the moment I wrote the first post!

O-mie...

...somehow.. I have this urge... to cook with you.. right now..

Just eat out instead?

My, aren't you just a treasury of ideas today Ralath!

I think I'll heed your advice now.

Come on sweetie... *takes O-mie by the hand*

V////V *takes hand* shall we make haste into the bed now~? <333 Goodnight, kitchen's closed (Except to us!)

What kind of kitchen is this?! I'd like to see a Health Inspector's report!

Customer Satisfaction? ;D

And this is what LoveLove was talking about earlier >.>;

LOL

LOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sei sei sei sei SEIII!

Reminds me of the episode where HG cooks for the little kids.

Don't break that O key again. XD

LOL

I have dirty mind and found the first post to be rather disturbing




Can i please watch you cook ?