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I am so happy right now!!!!!!

I want to dance on top of the world!

*dances on sunshine instead*

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

-clap clap-

ummmmmm wha?crazy

K.
-Val D:

Let me guess: You tried pot for the first time in your life.

Lulz... no. *clap clap*

I'm out of ideas then.

-clap clap-

Click.

{Not really all that happy}

-makes Dolphin noises-

dang hippie! get off my light! you are blocking my tanning session!
j/k :P

*Fires 2 consecutive shots*

There.

you shooting at a snake? A gopher rat?

YOU!

Jk, I'm not that mean. Plus, I would never shoot someone.

I was taught as I was growing up, you never pull a gun unless you fully intend on using it. You are a direct threat to me.........

I shall go find you my bull story.

True.

But truly, the reason I shot was because I was too lazy to clap.

Did anyone catch my ninja text?