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Confucious Say...
Confucius Say...
Baseball all wrong- man with fours balls can't walk. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man standing on toilet, is high on pot. Man who eat crackers in bed, wake up feeling crummy. No husband ever been shot while he do dishes. |
Man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly hand.
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Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
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Confucious says too much.
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me think Confucius say too much :3
edit:- blaahs beat me to it D: |
Great minds think alike!! -hi5 lvra-
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Wasn't that in whudafux's sig?
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confucius say woman with big mouth, never stops talking
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Why ask me? I don't know, go ask a woman. :3
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Guess who said "Don't shoot a mosquito with a cannon."
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue! Man who live in glass house should not throw parties! A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out! Man who take sleeping pill and laxative in same night will wake up in deep shit. Man who keeps feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. Man who eats photo of father soon spitting image of father. Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion. |
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