My god.
 

There's like 15 cats outside my house AND THEY WON'T STOP MEOWING./!!1

chuck rocks at them?

Then find 'Cat-e'.

And tell em to stop.

Bucket/pail full of water works like a charm for me when I have that problem.


If you're feeling especially angry, hot water works best IMO.

lol @ val

@Belafail - Why don't I just get a gun....?

hot water? 0.o

u'll want the cats to leave... u dont want them to....stay... unmoveable... XD

Sh...young one. Let me tell you a tale. A tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.

Animal Protection Laws.

Well, actually 2 of the cats are mine. D:

i must nt hurt ma kittiez

Lol!!!

Silly.

Lol Righty won't be able to sleep tonight.

LOL!! then u must teach ur cats that an arvo tea is fine.. but a full on big party is a no-no!

Did you do that to Spirit when she started crying? D:

Dats cruel.

Hot sauce? D: Nuuu

No, she would just open her mouth to drink it.

No permanent damage and they go away. Better than the bullet.

but bullets are so much more fun! D:

I don't think Righty has a gun in his house... does he?

Just get a spray bottle full of water @_@ Thats what our friends do to their cat when she goes into the living room. All they have to do is shake it now and the cat runs out of the room.

Summon your dog

Lol I do that all the time to my cat. Now if he seen me with the sprayer, he quickly runs under the sofa.

One word: Supressor.

My dog is dead. He was killed by natural causes and/or Ants. :[

So that why you now have 2 kittens?

Yeah.

Well, sorry to hear about your dog.

Are the cats still at it?

muh kitties are quiet now

The lady who lived behind me in Virginia had 27 cats =D The pound started monitoring our street more and they'd try to take my cats time to time.
We got fined $400 cuz when the pound came to our door asking if a cat was ours, our cat ran out the door <.< (loose without a leesh and tags)