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Okay, this is not to be taken seriously.
Today in FoS someone was shouting for a cleric bride as a joke cuz Dakkon had just announced some couple got hitched.

So I began to think.. if/when the marriage feature is implemented, shout will basically be a place for singles ads.
"lvl 17 fighter LF sexy cleric girl to marry lolz!!!11111!!!!!1!! i njoy long walks on the beach and getting plvld!"

So... I thought it'd be fun if we made up our own, for fun, as a joke, or however you wanna take it.

Remember to keep it mature.

MWF - Mage looking for nice charming man to marry in-game. Must be willing to profess his undying loyalty to protect me at all times and put up with my demanding behavior. Must be willing to accept that he will always be third in my in-game life. I come first, then Loki, then it is open. :)
If interested send a white dove with proposal to my balcony above Roumen where I watch over the lovely city when I am not playing.

LOL.

That's quite detailed.

Also, people will do this for the costumes too.

Lol. Nice one Spirit =D

Lvl 6x mage LF a fighter whose taunt is too sexy for my nuke. Clerics are acceptable too. Must love to aoe, work on quests, and can tolerate a girl whose a monster joke punchline!

Oh man.. the shouts about how to get married was ridiculous in Eld after that announcement was crazy.

I thought.. maybe you should start with a girl. >.>

My friend kept telling me to run through the area yelling "I OBJECT!!", cuz I was near by, I almost walked in on it(they were where I like to hide ;~;). But I decided to be respectful.

Should of told me.

i would do it LOL.

If I ever get married in-game, I already know where I want it to be. I happened upon the place the other day and my first thought was that this is where they should hold all the weddings. :D But, for now it is my secret.

Ill give it a shot

lvl 4x Archer looking for a wife that has either endless toleration or no toleration, preferrabley the latter so i can annoy you so much that you end up turning into a mindless vegetable that slowelt plots her revenge

That wouldn't work for me. I need a strong-willed man that at the same time does not mind be being a strong-willed woman. :p.

LMAO!! Too cute! :D

How would the ads work for me...I'm a guy with a girl character...

Darn I really need a gender change scroll.

Hm... you'd either be a transvestite looking for an understanding woman. Or just take the alias as a lesbian.

LMFAO XD
Sorry but that just made me crack up

My new add:

Lvl 4x Archer looking for a wife that can have a conversation with me without trying to claw my eyes out

I wonder if you can get a divorce in-game. I mean, what happens if the person you are married to quits playing? Are you stuck married to a person that is AWOL?

Then im afraid that your stuck to a coma patient.

I wonder if you can get a mistress while married >:3 Jk Jk

I wouldn't want a mistress. I would want a sugar-daddy on the side. :D

Well dont look at me

Yeah, I am kinda demanding. I like manly men. (not saying archers are not manly men), but I prefer fighters. Someone who will pull agro and protect me, someone who carries a big sword, :o.

Screw writing an ad *tugs on Lithons leesh* Come on, we're getting married.

Im just too good Lol mine would be "CRAZY Cleric, looking for anyone (aslong as there a damn Girl >_> *STUPID PERVERTS*) and god damn buy meh some Doritos :P" J/K'ing

Havent played Fiesta in Awhile ive almsot quit :( cant level :'(

Yay!!!!! Can I come??? I will bring flowers and gifts. :D

You can be the flower girl, or lady, or woman, whatever you like to be called.

XD Hey if it wasnt for Fighters Taunt move Archers and Mages would pull all the aggro

*Cuts Lithons leesh* RUN LITHON RUN

I am woman, hear me ROAR!!!!

Exactly. I want a man that CAN taunt and take the mob off me. I realize I am almighty and powerful, so I need someone who will treat me like a lady and try to protect me, even though in a one-on-one, I could kick his arse. :p

*shoots spirit in head with poison arrow, rendering her unconcious, Puts her into a safe and locks it* There ya go now your safe *rememberes what happens when he put the hamster inside a box with no air holes* Hmmmmm, I wonder if humans are like Hamsters *Drills a few air holes in the safe* Thar we go

LMFAO. I feel so.......trapped, I mean safe. Can I have some bread and water?

*quietly prays for someone to save me.*

Hey this reminds me of a magic trick.... or was it a murder, I forget. Anyway one guy put another guy in a safe and drilled some holes in it, like you. He then git many pointy knifes and shoved them through the hole. I cant remember what happened after that.
*Gets Pointy Knifes*





Anyone touches her then get poked with the knife of doom XD

you know, if you keep me hostage, it could mean war between G____G and Montka. I will be missed and people will come looking for me........ I hope.




Hello? anyone? hello?????

If that happens then prey we decide to take mercy on those friends of yours at G____G
Oh and could you do me a favour while your in there ? Use that spare key in the corner of the safe to get out and get me a Coke XD

Yes, I choose Lith, whether he likes it or not, cuz he is one of very few tanks that can keep mobs off of me.

Get your own dang coke, and a spare key? Where? where?

*goes searching for a key in the corner*
Is this a trap?

And nobody ever chooses the archer :(

That's why you make both.

I think it is the big sword that does it for me. I like big powerful things. :D

make both what ? I hope you mean make both classes.