Corrupted wish game.
 

I bored out of my mind, so let's play a game. It's called the corrupted wish game, where someone wishes for something and another person grants it but corrupts it as well. Then that corruptor person wishes for something else.

Eg. "I wish for a puppy."

"Granted, but it bites you in the crotch. I wish for ice cream..." and so on.

I'll start off. I wish for a helicopter.

But it doesnt have a gas tank.

I wish for a moutain dew.

Granted, but I shook it and it sprayed in your face.

I wish for a crossbow.

Granted, That you shoot yourself in the eye with.

I wish for More Ram in my comp (lol)

Granted, but I blow up your comp. :)

I wish I was the king of the universe.

Granted, but the whole universe rebells against u and kills u.

I wish i had a wii

Granted, but you didn't get what you wanted because i, who is granting it, has no idea what is a wii.

I wish i knew what is a wii

Granted, but you still don't get to have one because you can't afford it.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, but now its freezing cold

I wish i owned fiesta online

Granted, but you trip over the power cord and your server crashes.

I wish I had a lot of money!

Granted, but u cant do anything with monopoly money

I wish i had BK chicken fries

Granted, you get the plastic ones.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you will never be able to change back even if you want to.

I wish I knew all the secrets of life

Granted, you know every secret of your grandma's love life.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it will be a tiger that mauls your face

I wish my job paid more

Granted, but since you live in Oklahoma, it gets hit by a tornado.

I wish Bill Gates was my best friend.


I think games are better suited for spam o.O

Granted, but he is stingy with his money and gives you no money.

I wish for a better computer

Granted but because you have used up every single penny you have for the computer, you have no money to buy food anymore, so you starve to death.

I wish holidays would never end!

Granted, but you never finish uni and never get a job and become a bum.

I wish everyone wanted me to lock this thread.

Granted, but another mod re-opens it.

I wish that my mum would stop nagging. >_>

granted, but now she cant stop lagging.

I wish I could understand Korean so I could play Shine Online

Granted but because you didn't get enough pressure throughout school/uni, you have a nervous breakdown or something when you get out into the real world and work because you couldn't cope with all the pressure since you've never experienced any before.

I wish it wasn't so cold!

Granted, but the only way to do it was to tear the o-zone a new one.

I wish Futurama would start sooner on Comedy Central

*Edit*
lol, beat me to it

Granted, then Futurama loses all its fans and shuts down.

I wish my wish wouldn't be granted ! :p

Allright you got it, but you wished for lifetime supply of money and everlasting youth...

I wish to have a wish.

Granted, but you get hit by a car O_O

Where's your wish?

I wish for a pet penguin.

Granted, but then I came along and stole him.

I wish someone would buy my pet penguin.

Granted, but your pet penguin died before your client hands over money

I wish for one thousand paper cranes

Granted, but they you bleed to death after the cranes are dumped on you and give you paper cuts on all your major arteries.

:P

I wish for Osama Bin Laden :D

Granted. but he shoots you in the face yelling racial slurs.

I wish for tuesday to arrive.... :P

Granted, but I gave you a sleeping pill and you slept for all of the week.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, But you have amnessia and can't remember what it is you were told to wish for.

I wish I could do a backflip.

Granted, but you fall down and break your back.

I wish I was the president of USA.

Granted, but now you're stuck cleaning up Bush's mess.

I wish my drink was cold.

Granted, but the drink is flash frozen and you choke on a block of it.

I wish for dynamite.