Bad day at work.
 

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

I can't guess what your job is from that description LOL

Sounds like you have a field day every day at work. My friend tells me about a "hot chick" where he works, except she also is brainless and never does anything right LOL!

Lol, blah. So clueless!

It's about the Scooby Doo gang.

NUUUUUUUUUU deletedelete T_T

LOL I took it seriously because Bela made another post about working in another thread............. !!

I think I love you, Bela.

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I didn't get it either but so much funnier that Blahs took it seriously. HAHAhahhahahHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAhahahh:LAKHLAHHAAHAH HAAL;LAKH:LA:LJAH

I was dreading Ralath seeing this =_______=

I think Ralath's reaction was funnier than Blahs taking it seriously

LMAOOo~!!! XD

This thread just made me LOL.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @blaaahs.

I actually thought it was serious too but thought it sounded a lot like scooby doo and was going to post pictures of them xD. I thought Bela was a bounty hunter or something.

At least I'm not alone!!

lolol. <3

You had me going until 'Great Dane.'


What business lets you bring a dog to wor- ohh...

For the record, this piece of creativity is not mine. I just wanted to see how many people would fall for it. :cheeky:

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-10...4678005562.png

Haha, it was the last line that gave it away :')
Ahhh /b/, you are such a source of entertainment at times

Totally believed the first two descriptions.. the 3rd start making me go http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m190.gif.. then the last line it was like HUH?

But the funny thing is, as I read that.. I was like.. You work at a really bizzard place, you must have your own weirdness to belong there..

And I also thought you work at the hospital? Or was that Phantom's job? I get you two mix up all the time..

This for me xD Cept the last line was, OH. duh. xD

<3

Wasn't that Booyah?

oh.. yeah I think so.. xD

Correct.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........................

I had to re-read that.

now it makes sense. THATS FUNNY =D

Blah's reaction is oddly similar to a girl being tagged in an unflattering photo.

Hahahhahahahahahahah laughing again..


Omg i think my roommate just turned over in bed because I was laughing too loudly under my covers.

You sleep at 10?????

T'was Booyah, Im 16, don't have a Job xD