i think we need
 

another thread about Queen Blaaaah before i go to kraid.... or is it emporess blaaaah, i don't remember... oh well won't matter much after i over throw her >:3

You will never get pass my ultimate steak!!

this sounds interesting.....

*overthrown Destrus and make FiestaFan a free country*

LOL!!

-celebrate by running around elderine, holding up a sign "no more Desu YAY" -

NUUUUUUUUuuuuuu my secret is out! Must kill whoever sees this!

- Takes out steak -

Time to tenderize the steak!

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*eats steak and meat cleaver*

*ressurects as Des The Blaaah Eater with Ultimate Cheese Cake Attack*

What is all this rebellion?! Conspiracy, I say! D:<

And no! You cannot eat me! Because..

- Eats Desu -

I was quicker.

- Rubs tummy -

- Burps out some Desu air -

*expands cheese cake inside of Blaaah and watches her inflate like a balloon*

Blaaah go boom :3

Oh shi. D:

- Pokes a hole in myself to let all the air out -

*Tapes the hole with err... Tape?*

- watch blah continue to balloon, tie a string to her leg and fly her like a kite-

Passerby: LOOK MUMMY! It's a HUMUNGOUS human flying balloon!

*archers shoots blahs down*
*blahs falls down on desu and sufficates desu*

D: nuuuuu Viasta you shall pay for your insolence!
*calls upon the raspberry lemon cheesecakes to attack viasta*

*eats raspberry lemon cheesecakes*

*summons flying pig legs marinated with soy sauce to attack desu*

this thread looks tasty.....

-throws in some wipe cream and see wat happens-

OH NOEZ! WIPE CREAM!

*Hessah wiped out everyone in this thread excluding herself*

oopz.. i meant whipped cream XDDDD

OH NOEZ! WHIPPED CREAM!

*Hessah whipped everyone excluding herself*

LOL

put a strawberry on the pile of whipped people~

OH NOEZ, Hessah, don't eat us D:, *screams*

my dessert is awfully noise...

-poor some melted chocolate on top-

I am so hungry. My parents haven't went to Wal-Mart this whole month. >,<

*screams then melts* Why?! Why D:...*crys and makes dessert salty with tears*

- eww take the bad bit out aka viasta - and continue the rest of my dessert

why dont u go to walmart and get ur own food rightclaw?

I'm not that old. e.e

Yaaaayyyy~Im not one of the dessert anymore

*SUCCESS Pops out*

LOL@ Viasta.. FAILED shattered for everyone else

oh i didnt know how old u are...

-runs back into guildie intro thread and hope that u've disclosed that detail-

It's ok, I'll just get everyone else out of your stomach!

Hessah's Stomach: HP:100,000,000
Viasta: HP: Lower than ^^^

Oh shiz :/, I can't rescue them :(

16.

No license or permit. I = fail.

Took me like 7 tries to spell license correctly. >_>

i dont check my spellings.. hence my "wipe cream" XD

you cant catch a bus to the local stores or something?

pastas are easy to make, and fills u up very well~

get some pasta, and a jar of sauce...

boil some water, throw the pasta in... when they get soft, take it out of the water and pour the sause on top.. put in oven for 10 mins and u've got the tastiest lunch on ur table!

extra pasta cooked can be set aside and be ur dinner 2nite

Nah, we can't do that here in America. Or, at least we can't where I live. Gosh, I would love that. <,>

We've got past, but no sauce. I think we MIGHT have some poorly kept hamburger meat. ;-;

Hessah cooks a lot, yes?

LOL!!! nooo ask blah... me? cook? those two word doesnt go in the same sentsence except for "Hessah doesnt cook" HAHAHA

that's about the only thing i know how to prepare...and if i can prepare it.. it has to be easy HAHAH...

nah i hate cooking.. LOL i'd rather do the dishes

but cooking is fun :D, i love cooking and burning stuff