Australia
 

That's how Blahs became the man he is right now.

i'd like to introduce you to a favorite website of mine called cracked:
http://www.cracked.com/search/search...ch&q=australia

Did I mention that Australia has almost no ozone layer and is bombarded by sun rays and UV 12-18 hours a day?

Australia is designed to kill you in every horrible way possible. That's why we sent convicts there to live our a torturous existence until they died and were sent to hell, which was a break. And now they've even going to put up the Great Firewall of Australia so that the poor schlubs still there can't even look at gonzo porn. It's a shame.

Wa mooncaek so goot la

I think it's actually "Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" but that's neither here nor there.

onli in da azian sububs off aussaylia!!!

Australia have thier own language !?

I thought they talk englishhhh.

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They speak Nazi too

oh now that i'm awake i think i figured out what you said lol

OMG THOSE LEECHES FREAKS ME OUT!

We went bush walking once and that forest was FUUUUUUUULLLLL of those suckers.. thsoe friends that worn shorts and shorts or cotton fabric pants founds heaps hanging off them.. while those of us that worn like jeans were safer...

You're meant to salt them to get rid of them.. but this guy pulled one off his foot and his sock went all bloody...

LMAO^ what a nice farewell present

ew.

If I lived in Australia, I don't think I would ever leave the city.

Yeah I don't usually leave the city. LOL

There are drop bears in the city, too, though not as many. You should wear a pointy hat to protect yourself.

There are drop bears in every tree.. believe it or not..

the best way to prevent drop bears is to use vegemites...

^Drop bears?

o______o

Dang, that's horrifying...

I watched a chef cook leeches - after they've sucked goose blood...

Yummy..

Even he said it tasted bad xD

You changed.