anti-jokes
 

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

only one, although a stepstool may be necessary depending on the placement of the lightbulb

O_o

I have a few jokes....

Why did the chef throw the butter out the window?
Why did the boy throw a pail of water out the window?
Why did the chef go to jail?

Because they had a random urge to do it.

o.0 Nice try... Try harder...

It was the National "Throw stuff out your window" Championships. The chef used illegal substances to boost his performance.

No he wanted to see butterfly. Get it?

I like my one better. =(

Oh well that's how it goes. As for the rest...

The boy wanted to see waterfall. ^_^
The chef beat up the eggs and whipped the cream. ^_^

What is MMORPG? (I like this... Many should know this one.)

no. this is anti-jokes, not unfunny jokes.

another example:

Your momma is so fat, I'm concerned she may experience health complications later in life and may be at risk of getting diabetes.

or....


3 guys walk into a bar

they order a few rounds of drinks, enjoy their beverages and converse with one another. after some time, they pay their tab. two of them take a taxi and the the third one walks because he lives close to the bar.

you guys are failing at the anti-jokes

You're momma's so stupid, i feel the school system was mistaken by not placing her in remedial classes when she was a child.

so anti-jokes are jokes thats not funny?

and wat's the MMORPG one?? i doubt its the normal abbriviation.

I guess they are... Yea ur right. It's not the normal abbreviation. Care to take a guess? From what I heard from my friend... It seems to be true for WoW.

an anti joke is a well known build up for a joke (i.e. "you're momma's so fat" or "3 guys walk into a bar") but rather than a punchline, its a totally reasonable ending to the story without any direct connotation to humor.

generally, the anti-joke is so absurd, it finds humor in the humorless (ie: diabetes and heart disease)

Yea me too and since you don't know what MMORPG is (I thought you knew... I thought everyone knew...) I shall tell you. Mages is right.

Many Men Online Role Playing Girls.

Nothing wrong with it, only for those desperate low-lives trying to pick them up, and only to find out they're actually guys.

True true. I like playing archers as female and fighters as males because I feel that the gender fits them more appropriately.

Well, do you try hitting on girl characters?

You misunderstood him. He is not calling you a desperate low life. He is saying that there's nothing wrong with it unless it's someone trying to pick up girls over the internet only to find out they are actually guys.

EDIT: WACKY YOU HAX! This morning Dynamon was still level 31!! D:

Let me try to set this straight. lol

Guys playing girl characters: Nothing wrong.
Guys hitting on girl characters: Not cool. Unless you actually know them.
From the perspective of a guy that hits on a girl only to find out that it's really a guy: TOTALLY WRONG

-Nod Nod-

good one wacky!

Yea nothing wrong with guys playing girls. Most of the MMOs i've played, i've always played a girl. Cause it's more pleasant to look at, and sometimes you get preferred treatment lol. But it's mostly appearance to me.

I started clicking his link at level 38. When I refreshed it was level 48.

hacked 10 lvls?! XD

I'm not sure. You know mozilla's tabbed browsing? CTRL + W Closes the tab. CTRL + T Opens a new tab. CTRL + V Pastes the link. Enter goes to the web. So I just keep cycling through. T V Enter W.

It's gonna hatch on the 30th. D:

Hatch?

From the website. D:

One day a fireman is outside with his fire truck when a little girl comes past him on a little home made fire truck, the garden hose attached to it, a little ladder, all painted red, and her standing there with a little firemen outfit on. The fireman looks at the truck and notices that the dog is tied to the front by its colar and the cat is tied by its testicals, the fireman says " Little girl you know your fire truck would go faster if you attached the cat by its colar" the girl replies " But then i wouldnt have a alarm"...


And another (This one is rude and uses the word penis, read at your own risk!)

A man walks into a public toilet and see's a man standing up with no arms desperatly needing to pee. "Hey mate need a hand?" "Please" replies the armless man. He unzips his trousers and upon pulling out the mans penis notices that it is discustingly demented and coloured, he finished peeing before the armless man and quickly washes his hands. He finishes washing his hands then the armless man goes "mate can you help me out again please?" So he flops it back in and quickly washes his hands again... as they walk out he asks "Man why is your cock like that?" They guy pulls his arms out of his sleeves and says "I dont know but hell i aint touching it". THE END :D


I hope many giggles came from these stories if u cba to read them :)