The FiestaFan Story.
Here's the three word story, put together by me for easy reading! I'll update it often. This is also a chance to comment on the story.
In the world of magical ponies there lived this giant potato man. He was very hairy, and also very, very starchy. He wanted to become a french fry and dance salsa. One sunny day he threw a large turkey bastor at the evil man peeping outside and licked a invisible chicken man. He decided to find the magical wizard of chaos to finally stop Onion of tears.
On his way to see the watermelon of potency and destroy a big tentacled monster. Because it was small and scary and something inevitable. He then knew that he just had to slice up a piece of the evil cake monster. He threw it at the amazing Blaaaaaaaah. But Blaaahs dodged and hit Yosei which rebounded to the evil one Dr. Elrohier: evil villain. He was furious and prepared his lunch in a makeshift microwave, that exploded into pieces, starting a fire. The fire spread until there was no more toast. "I eat fire," said the dancing Niion Fire Eater. He was Attacked by a liger and he said, "I want pickles."
Then suddenly a mouse transformed into glowing super saiyan! Who destroys the dumbass Biomolecules lecturer. Blaaaahs was overjoyed and danced around until mobs attacked and got hurt by dancing blaaaahs. However she managed to kill them with her powerful ponytail which could knock down the medium sized outhouse.
Momo the Monkey then committed suicide. His ghost molested everyone so he could rule the world but someone is going against the reign of not kickass Niion, who is Dakkon's personal trainer and wears pink pants, and a sequined black leather thong and money clip that's full of poop which is full of vitamins and other substances which niion eats. Niion's face turns hotter than yours. Except Niion is getting shorter and sprouting a green money tree in a giant purple plum that eats Roast Duck.
Surprisingly, the duck was the father of Wacky, who likes to wear girls pink stockings and purple lace bra that was soaked in a strange rubbery liquid which smelt like Dyna. This "fragrance" is quite arousing and Wacky sniffed it and became aroused. Dyna came along looked at wacky and killed him. Well, tried to. Wacky was horrified and then cried. He then punched Niion for loving him too much. Then, -BOOM-, suddenly Blaaaahs dies from Dyna's smell but Hessah revives Blaaaah in time for cup of tea hosted by Niion and then a gigantic Slime came and attacked Lilian!! Then Messara casted mustard gas all over the place and then Omie loved manly Niion. Niion permently died. Valentine saw Omie and started drooling. Then zombified Niion fell off a red flyer wagon hitting valentines and Omie who were doing it wrong! And then, they gave niion a pet Zergling of the game Starcraft. The Zergling ate Lilian's pumkin gang who were also Niions best friends and then procceded to dance with some wobbly jelly. The end bitches. Secbro was lying.
KAPOW! Goes the hammer which Blaaaahs has swing across her elephant-like ponytail which hit the rabid bunny beast who bit blaaaahs' pet servant Zotius. Zotius went crazy and shot himself. The end bitches ... NOT! Then a Giant angry platypus got slayed by Crocodile Dungee who petted a wallaby that lives at my great uncle's house in America. Then Niion flew into space where...
TO BE CONTINUED!
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