Fml
 

Be warned that the following event is quite disgusting. You will either laugh your head off or go straight to the bathroom to lose your breakfast/lunch/dinner.







The other day I was on the bus home, managed to grab an empty seat by the window. There was a rather large girl sitting in front of me... which was fine except this was rush hour and she was sitting sideways not allowing anyone else to sit. Not that there was actually room to sit. But anyways that wasn't the bad part, the bad part was when she raised her arm... the stench was just overwhelming. I had to bring my backpack up a little to cover my face...

Well, I managed to fall asleep so I escaped having to deal with that. I woke up seeing that my stop was close. She apparently had the same stop as me. She stood up... and she, I guess, had a real bad wedgie or something cause she was picking it. Like really digging in y'know? I was horrified. And that isn't the worst... she then proceeded to raise her that same hand up to her nose and sniff. Here I was witnessing this horrifying scene... I swear the person sitting next to me froze at the scene as well.

That is all.

thats so nasty! hahahaha

O_O!!

Was that you? I couldn't tell if it was from the site or not, but I figured it'd be you since most FML's aren't longer than a sentence LOL!!

LOL OMG I imagined the last few sentences all in slooooooooow mooooootiiooooon..........

Unfortunately... it was my own personal experience.


I have headphones to shut out stupid talk leik y'know... and I get this.

I... Laughed my head off. LMAO.

that would be LMHO

Hahaha Hessah

There was a girl in my German class in High School who's pits smelled soooooooooo bad, it was like she never even heard of deodorant and went jogging in a sweat suit.

I'll have Parmesan Cheese with my Pizza thanks

that would suck as personal experience feel bad for u

LOL
omgxD

so when are you gonna tell us about the gross parts??

Ew.

Next time, bring a spray can.

Febreeze?

LMAO! I would hate that:uhoh:

You need a picture with that Manz?

Just for Manz:

http://argville.com/images/funny-pic...nder-dress.jpg

Omfg......

how do i unsee thingssss

OMG I shouldnt have said that.... it inspired Hraes X_X

hawt .

OMG Neighbor!

The picture was on the first page and i was glad it went to the 2nd page so quickly.. now now... u quoted it~

-dies-

/braincellslost

You guys jus thave to keep quoting it don't you.

As I sit in rehearsal, I am reading this and trying not to laugh.

She always lands in the awkward situations la.

>.>

I hate you la.

My post is totally contaminated sitting between 2 quoted post....

:urweird:wh- why

are

you

ending

sentences

with

la /gunboundflashback:cries::cries::cries::cries:

I showed my oldest brother that picture. I was like, "Ready? Its pretty gross." and he goes, "Lizzie, I have to go to bed. I don't want to be thinking about it."

But as he was talking, he was also looking at the screen so before he could finish his sentence, I showed him xDD

my eyes refuse to take in the picture that my vrain refuses to process.

/1984inducedimmunitytoallmindaffectingspells/abilities

she's so fat!!!!!!! omfg i think i just puked in my mouth =[

Why is there a picture of Liz here ? o.o

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Lol

Listen to this rofl =P

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

Aww, nearly died from laughing ;3

Textsfromlastnight is better.

Actually. Scratch that.

Tucker Max is better.

But only for the big kids.

Someone sent me the link and read it...

I was in between laughing my head off and being really disgusted.

She neither looks dirty smelly nor looks like she would go picking out wedgies.

look even her belly button looks free of lint... that is her belly button right??