The ultimate heist [GM Payback time!]
 

In recent events, Yosei and Wacky and Bla~ahs thought to overthrow Kaalan, AKA Izanagi, through various methods of seduction with steel wool.


HOWEVER. They were thwarted, and I too was caught in the crossfire! ;___; </3 But through this victimization, I have discovered their real weakness....


Here is my plan!


Here we see the murderer standing smugly over my corpse. All looks normal...but wait!
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The source of his power is this poofy hat!

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So my fellow FFers, I propose we STEAL this rancorous head accessory and take over the WORLD.

Nihihihihi~

Please, address me as Queen Blaaaahs, and I'll give you all my powers to get that hat.

I shall sneak up on him while humming the Mission Impossible theme. Works everytime.

I've devised a plan.

1. We wait in the bushes for his next scheme to go into action.
2. Utilizing Kung-fu, we leap into the air in an intimidating fashion. This will surely stun him.
3. We combine our powers in a power-rangers-esque giant robot sequence.
4. We then engage in epic battle, and one of us will have to separate and sacrifice themselves to attain this hat.
5. We eat the hat and gain its power, and conquer.

LOL!

That means I have to be polite to Dynanub now so he can teach me Kung-fu. Dx I don't know any!

We can just throw you in the air and you flail about, that should work then D: Or I can be like that fat kid from Hook and curl in a ball and roll at him at an immense speed and knock him down =3

Just pretend. D:

Jump around, do some quick jabs in the air and wipe your thumb against your nose. And scream out: "WAJAAAAAAAAWW!!!!"

Or you could just say screw the kung-fu and be the one to pull out like fifty guns and put on some shades and be like "So..you feelin' lucky.....? Punk!?"

Do it like a pokemon trainer. OMIE I CHOOOOOOSE YOU!

O-mie uses woman's wiles! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

LOL! I'm going to brush my nose with my thumb.

Count me in of course O-mie! I too was a victim of the poofy hat D:

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I knew that was no normal hat from the beginning! Whatcha want me to do to hellp???
Clearly my frown in the screen shot can show you how miserable I was feeling lying dead on the cold floor of his dark and scary dungeon.

Poke his eyeballs out!

I guess I could run at him and jump on him and see what that could do.

Put a paper bag over his head, maybe?

Yes! He'll be temporarily blinded! Until he figured out that I've put a paper bag over his head.

Ima take his INT rings so it'll dumb him down and make him take longer to figure it out.

Rofl he took me to some weird town place thingy ;_; Maybe it was an attempt at a date! *Snort* He didn't even buy me flowers ;_;

He took me to his dungeon! ;~; If that was a date I don't wanna know what his intentions were.

Neither do I, but I guarantee it involves hot wax and a riding crop.

O.O;;

Now that I've said that, I'm suddenly scared to live within 40 minutes of him. -cries-

*pat pat* Its okay O-mie! You'll make it through this! The worst is over with! I hope o.o

Or perhaps..the worst has only yet begun? D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST COMBINE POWERS NOW.

O-mie and Yosei Partner Powers Activate!!!!!?

So, if the wonder twins, the girl became the Elephant, and the boy the water she squirted out, wouldn't that be like incest?

Ewwwwwwwwww *head desks at image* Yos we aren't wondertwins, we're power rangers D:<

Sweet! Do we get the whole body suit thing?