God wants local man dead.
 

http://www.bama.ua.edu/~acsellers/story.html

xD

Such a long read but LMFAO it was sooo funny. xD

Read it all, like almost peed myself four or thirty times

I don't understand his fetish with the word "fluffy".

ROFL

He replaced all the word "Fuck" with "Fluffy"

...

Prepare to get clusted-Fluffy'ed.

wow XD

i've een trying that link for two days, it just doesn't load for me D:

I understand what the substitution was. I'm not dense. I just don't understand why he did it. He didn't replace "shit" with anything. Certainly the whole piece was weird, but that was even moreso.

Waoh.... I love how he references Stalingrad and Nazi regime.

o: it loaded

Been reading for like 20minutes @_@

/continues

EDIT: I find it kind of boring. Not even finished yet.. Sigh.. distractions are so </3

EDIT2: Yeah. Boring for me. o: && I was watching Full House while reading it and myspace'ing and facebook'ing.

Got boring at parts waiting to get my Starbucks....Great story

How did you find this Boo?

If I wasn't reading this in school I'd be lol'ing right about now.

Attention spans are wonderful things.

It is... I think the desk I'm sitting at is crooked... feels like my keyboard is sinking to the left. o___o Ohh a butterfly.

That actually pissed me off. A lot.

I just didn't understand it. He could have very well either written the profanity out if that was the problem or just left the word in. The prose was really well-written and quite humorous, aside from seeing "fluffy" every ten seconds. It really detracted from the overall work. It's a shame, really.

Maybe someone censored him... didn't it say it was posted elsewhere?

lmfao, I had to read it in parts...:nahnah:

O: Full House? Do you mean the Drama?

You can hardly call it a drama.