Hey. HEY! WAKE THE HELL UP.
 

You heard me. WAKE UP ALL OF YOU. Your empress demands it.

What's in it for me?

I don't lash you with my STICK! MUAHAHHAHAHA *waggles stick menacingly*

I burn sticks.

*burns*

Best part about an Empress, is that you aren't mine, AND watching you topple from power as my plots go into play.

I am empress-goddess, I OWN YOU MUAHAHAH You are mine to TOY WITH *cackles* Oh lawd I'm...>_> bored as sin

Yah, but I have the key to the dragons cage and your not getting it!

INCONCEIVABLE. I dont want your key. I WANT MEAT. Lots of it. Tender meat. Kekeke. That sounds so perverse.... SHUT UP its for a quest D<

I seem to have heard that before somewhere.

Hmm.

O_O Sicko!

You have no idea.

Tender meat LOLz

Good Morning!

Good mooooorninguuu for you~ CRAZY AUSTRALIAN. Its 4 PM here. IN THE PAST. OMGZ

I've been awake. Yay Americans!

WHAT WHAT!!! I WASENT ASLEEP!!!










Or was I >.>

Oh you so were.

Don't you lie to me!

howtolie?

My butt hurts.

I can help?

Perv D:

Rly?

Fosho

So.. no love fo V?

:'(

no butt love D:

O I C

But still, love for V ? :D

Hello.

Hie.

No Butt Love

O_o

I said nothing of this of any sort.

lieeeees

I do not lie. I corrupt.

FILTH AND LIESSSS!!!!! *Throws a melon*

ONOE O-MIE HATES MEH!!1

*runs*

I don't hate you, I'm just overcome with the insatiable urge to throw fruit at you d:

Liar.

Can we go back to sleep now? I'm seepy!!!!!!

NEVAR muahahha