Oh Em Gee
 

I walked into Tim Horton's to get myself a sandwich. Standing in line I'm just looking at the menu... then something catches my eye to the left. I look and lo and behold it was the nastiest sight one could lay eyes on.

There was the ass with the crack in full view. And I'll tell you it wasn't a pretty one either. It showed years of donut consumption. I recoil in horror at the sight and catch the eyes of another girl standing ahead of me. She smirked knowing exactly what I had seen.

I am further traumatized. :urweird:

:err:

Good thing I never eat at Tim Hortons.

ewewewewewewewewewewewew

*wipes brain*

i puked reading this...:sigh:


:ninja:

Lolololol!

did you keep lining up?

i would've lost my appetite...

If I wasn't starving I think I would've left.

^I would have lost my appetite.

xD Ewww... this is why the nation must go on a diet.

o____o

Mental pictures...

Muahahahaha

wow and u stayed there?? i had to crak up when i read this though ahahahaha

I'm very glad I've never heard of this Tim Horton's.

Shouldn't someone tell him (or her) to pull up their pants...

Most amazing place.

Yup. But it also attracts ass cracks. -sigh-

Long as there good looking ones xD

You stick a pencil down there.

Yeah, the thought did cross my mind... but no.

LoL shoulda

You give me one and I'll throw. You'll have to go get it though.

LoL im good

No, I insist.

Oh in that case *puts bio hazard suit on* eh i still pretty unsafe about this

Just tie a string to the end of the pencil, problem solved.

*String melts out of thin air* I ish scared of that crack o.O!!!!!!

You better pray that she misses. :zomg:

I think she ran off o.O she went silent

I went to take a bath...

Was it a HOT bath?

/sero mode engaged

Why would I take a cold bath in winter... :goaway:

LoL to perk you up... if that dosn't wake i don't wanna know what would o.O

That'll give me a cold that's what it'll give me. -___-

I don't need that right now... D<

Well what do you need a warm?

/sarcasim

Rawr Fear me...... I ish squishy mage with full int rawr!

-slams +9 blue axe on Zodiac's wand-

ok i have full plus nines... don't shoves glowing things in my face i might wind up starring at it for 2 days agian.......


Rawr me wand.... i named him Gweorge

No, it's Helga.

o.O Helga ish bad name xD. Gweorge is safer ..... Less higher level den everything

Then it should be Gurtrude... whatever the sp.

lol xD

WOW im tired... Give me coffee plox