Funny teachers...
 

Looks like there's a few of us lonely bored ppl here...

was trying to come up with something that we can all talk about...and i thought... of this.. XD

i guess anything to do with teachers and something funny?

so i'll start off with..

We had a scary-always-straight-face maths teacher in high school.. he always looks at u like this :err:

One day, we had him for 1st lesson, and this girl was late to class..

Teacher: Why are u late?
Girl: The train was late
Teacher: Did you run?
Girl: Yes.
Teacher: Why arent you huffing and puffing?
Girl: O_O -huff huff puff puff-

LOL hmm ok your turn!

lol.. wut... ?

LOL!!!!

So, it's my turn to do what?

i thought u guys would be bored so i tried to find a topic that we might hv in common...

and that's making fun of teachers... <-- ahh that's probably a better title

anyone got stories to share?

My math teacher last year was a man in disguise.

Hmmm...

One time we had no subsitute teacher once... That was because the class before us called the teacher, *insert racist name here*

Am I allowed to say racist comments here?

XD

one my friend was listening to walkman in class... and she said to me in a rather loud voice "HESTER AM I LOUD?"

I didnt have to answer her.. the teacher heard her said " _____ put those back in your bag please"

XD


@Kirby - probably best to leave it out... XD we get the idea

Okay... Oh yaeh, I forgot to add that the teacher cried... but you get the idea...

*thinks of more before I get off the computer*

Guys get ready to party when I leave...:nahnah:

Oh yeah, we once had this man teacher with long hair (people say he looks like Jesus)... He was telling us his teaching stories...

He once dropped the f-bomb in class...

Oops double post, but whatever...gonna get off cpu... you guys can now party...

ok!

-hides party hats and things underneath the chair-

Hahaha! Why is it always the math teachers??

My math teachers always had lame, lame, lame, lame jokes. =.=

All my teachers, especially my Chemistry teacher, are funny 'cept for English.

I used to have a german teacher that fell asleep in class. We just had to make old reading exams, no talking allowed and all of a sudden he was sleeping in his chair XD

Also we once gave our art teacher deodorant cos he smelled D: He didn't get the hint though.

I use to have a teacher who wears lotsa blue eye shadow that says "when i stand in the corner, it means you have to be quiet and I'm waiting for you"

so my noisy yr 7-8 class was hving a great time chitty chatting, and she's there standing in the corner and no one paid attention to her XDDD

eventually she had to step out of her corner and yell at us HAHA

My Growing Up In America teacher smelled bad @_@ And when she waved her arms, her fat flapped Dx We talked about giving her deodorant to put under her second chin and under all flaps. LOOOL

Her room always smelled different every day. Never good. But always different.

My Biology teacher:

"So next time your mother tells you to get off your lazy ass and do some work, tell her this: Hey, I'm currently producing millions of sperm as we speak. Can YOU do that?"

Clearly, only for guys.

My music teacher in college used to treat us like the age we were of what she was teaching us.

I dun even understand that myself O_O

What I meant is that when she was teaching us songs and techniques for 4-year-olds she'd treat us like we were 4 as well. Hope that made more sense.

@Awan-Awesome.

Lol @ a.L

Reminds of my bio teacher. He gaves us a rather detailed description of his prostate check-up. So, yeah the doctor grabs those sterile gloves and lubes it up. Then... well, you get the idea. He kept reminding the guys to go for regular check-ups cause you never know.

Another teacher, well, a sub in math had this huge mustard stain one class. A friend and I were giggling about it. In another class several weeks later he was a sub for it again... and what do you know he still wore that shirt. O_o

o.o

Hmm... The chemistry teacher in my high school was very popular with both boys and girls. My pre-cal teacher even said she had a crush on him when she was a student. My pre-cal teacher was also pretty popular, always had some interesting story as did my Spanish 2 teacher. Nice ladies.

My US History teacher was another popular one, mainly because he had a good sense of humor. I personally really liked my English teacher in junior year too, a nice and funny person. Most of my other teachers weren't so bad either with a nice sense of humor.

The Economics teacher was also a sarcastic person, but some people didn't like him because some just found him annoying while others found him funny.

And there was a sub at my high school that I had a few times... He was a very old man, moved slower than anybody else I ever had as a teacher or a sub. I always hated when he got close to my seat becaused he smelled very, very, very bad. Plus, since he moved so slow, it took him awihle to move away. x_X No one ever mentioned it to him though... At least, I think no one did. Fortunately, he was only a sub and not like Liz's Growing Up in America teacher with his own room. That would've been horrible.

... There used to be a rumor that the Gr. 12 English teacher and the Gr. 8 Social Studies teacher were doing "something" when they went into the book storage every lunch hour. o__o Something going on between the two... :o

Our Grade 12 English class gave our teacher a wooden box with a bottle of white wine in it. We told her to open it just before she starts marking our exams... Suprisingly no one failed. XD

My lecturer only has his eyes on the ceiling. All the time. Never looks at students when he's talking. Only when he's talking to them directly. Weirdo. :urweird: