Please...
 

... if your ass needs two seats, don't sit in between two people. Especially on a hot and muggy bus. That's just not right.

:hulksmash::goaway:

The phrase "stuck between a rock and a hard place" comes to mind.

Fixed. :cutielove:

LOL!!!

that reminds me... someone on a train newspaper said...

"To the lady on the xxx train, there are 3 type of seats on the train, a 2 seater, 3 seater, and a 2 and a half seat.. your ass does not fit on half a seat"

@Ralath: No, just no...

Lol, butt sandwiched.

Yes... and mashed until flat. Wow... that is nasty LOL It reminds me when I sat by a guy in an airplane and he kinda flubbed over into my seat... I think they actually make those people buy 2 seats now.

I got yelled at in a parking lot once by a fat lady who couldnt get into the passenger side of her minivan because i had "parked to close".

I politely replied that I was able to get in and out of my vehicle just fine, and that perhaps if she needed the extra space, she should have her husband park further away where there are less cars...

I also took this opportunity to point out that parking further away had the side effect of giving her more exercise, of which she obviously was in dire need.

She proceeded to curse at me, in front of my son, so i simply looked down at him and said "See, this is why we dont let you eat chicken nuggets and mac n' cheese every night".

LMAO. Awesome use of the moment.

Lol.

LMAO.

Just thinking...
...meyb when you see one of these rumply-endowed figures heading your way on the bus, you can relate to them a funny anecdote so they too will laugh *their* asses off. Then you simply ask them to pick it up and put it in storage:laugh:

^A little creepy.

^Agreed. ^^Who thinks about that?

lol...actually it was a modified thought, if such things exist.

the original was from a joke a read from the inside of a Christmas cracker one year:
Q: "What goes HAHA *bonk*"
A: A person laughing their head off

LMAO! That's hilarious! :laugh:

Lady got PWNED. Nice one! :laugh:

Coming home from the fireworks saturday I got stuck between FOUR
fat people on the skytrain.... sometimes i think bad thinks about translink?
They need to make some special "big people" seats

haha wat a mad pic!

It was just on the news that Air China charges plane tickets by weight now D=

roller coaster ride with fat people and you are the only skinny and fit one = fear of the rollar coaster to break.

which is exactly what happened to me when I went to Knott's

LOL!! They cant do this in Australia though... they're gonna be totally sued...

http://www.thebiggestloser.com.au/

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Same with a majority of countries... namely the US.

@Mikey: There's a reason why I didn't go to the fireworks...

Try sitting on the seawall for 3 hours before they start in utter boredom....
and then like a 2000 people line up for the skytrain... And the fireworks themselves werent even really worth it xD

LMAO!

nu...large ppl are *supposed* to be jolly! not rude and angry :D
I mean, how cool would Christmas be is Santa was all "I cant get in mah sleigh coz u parked to close to meh"...

...eh... she had what was comin to her...AND believe you me, with what I saw in her shopping cart she was *not* suffering from a gland disorder or anything...you'd swear she found a way to combine Doritos and Coke into gold or something!

My dear, what you have to endure after the fireworks is never worth it. Really. I saw the fireworks on the newspaper and that was good enough for me... so purdy. :cutielove:


Doritos and Coke makes gold!!? -goes off to Walmart-

lol. Reminds me of when I was doing a practice run with my driving instructor. He was teaching me how to park and I managed to park evenly for my first time. Then another woman parked her car next to mine and got out of the car and was wedged inbetween the 2 cars and couldn't get out. She started cursing at us like no tomorrow and security was called and forced her to leave the premises due to destruction of peace. Weird experience for a drivers ed class XD

Lol Speaking of driver's ed... I had just finished my driving test and had backed into the parking lot. All was well until another "student" came back and was going to park beside my car. She was about to take out my side mirrors when the person testing me honked the horn... I don't think she passed. I hope she didn't pass. o__o

That would suck if she passed and you didn't :goaway: almost done with Drivers ed :D Then gotta wait 6 more months then I can get my license :D

No fair. >.< I want to take driver's ed, but my mom keeps griping about the money. Then, when I offer to pay it, she won't let me sign up for the class. I think it's more about the her not wanting me to "grow up too fast" thing. Geez, there's better things to worry about than me driving.

That's true. Though in my case my mom wanted me to get my license right away cause she was tired of driving my sister around. -__-

Now that I've got my official license I don't drive... lmao! Driving where I live is like asking for a one-way ticket to anger management sessions.

My parents wouldn't let me do it either. Until this year when they decided that it was best that I at least had a permit b/c they just figured out I would have to have a permit for at least 6 months before I could get a drivers license. I'm in high school too y'know. I have to pay for half. Better that you have a cell phone than not having one. My parents think that cell phones corrupt my mind same thing with video games which is why I don't get on often XD?

Cell phones do corrupt the mind though and eventually lead to fatalities. It's serious stuff y'know. :smarty:

Especially people who talk so loud on the bus. As my little brother puts it: we don't need to know your life story. Really, we don't. I really don't care how "like omg he was such a freak like y'know".

kudos to your little bro :D Well I don't plan on driving and talking. I only use a cell phone when I go places late at night like when I stay after school to make the set for the theatre plays and stuff like that and stay until 6pm (late for me because dinner is at 5pm). Only reason I need a cell phone is for my after school activities.

Wow, that bites. And they don't corrupt youre mind. This shirt proves it.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/24...c0de43.jpg?v=0

And I do have a cell phone because... well my mom is just prejudiced against it because she sees all the rude texters and addicts that text constantly and don't even look up when you're talking to them. And the people that do it in movie theaters REALLY get on her nerves.

Is driver's ed required for you guys? It wasn't required for me or my school. I'm not even sure we offer the class. Maybe we do. In summer. Can't remember. >_<

But yeah... I just picked up the driver's ed booklet from my Department of Transportaton Office or whatever and read through it and took the written test...