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Old Warrior 02-23-2008 10:25 PM

Confucious Say...
 
Confucius Say...

Baseball all wrong- man with fours balls can't walk.

Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man standing on toilet, is high on pot.

Man who eat crackers in bed, wake up feeling crummy.

No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.

a.L 02-23-2008 10:26 PM

Man who sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly hand.

A_Forever 02-23-2008 10:30 PM

. . .

Yosei 02-23-2008 10:35 PM

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!

Hessah 02-23-2008 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Warrior (Post 96006)
Confucius Say...

No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.

LOL! i like that one!!

Old Warrior 02-23-2008 10:38 PM

Quote:

. . .
what!? Don't believe in Confucianism

Blaaaaaaaah 02-23-2008 10:47 PM

Confucious says too much.

Ivramire 02-23-2008 10:48 PM

Confucius say
 
me think Confucius say too much :3


edit:- blaahs beat me to it D:

Blaaaaaaaah 02-23-2008 10:49 PM

Great minds think alike!! -hi5 lvra-

a.L 02-23-2008 10:53 PM

Wasn't that in whudafux's sig?


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