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Dear FiestaFan
Dear FiestaFan,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, in your car and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I will try to forget you broke my heart and your cucumber fetishm is weird. Go milk a cow, Ralath ===================== Do it yourself! Here's the format: Dear (_friend_), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_). (_12_), (_your name_) 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White – I’m joining the Convent Black - I dislike your eyelashes Green - Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're mean Other - I'm in love with your cat 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February - Last year when you peed your pants March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July – When you smacked my ass August - When I saw the purple monkey September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub October - When I quoted Forest Gump November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Lasagna- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put whipped cream on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5. What's the colour of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude Other - The elephant in the corner 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs; Man O.C.; Emotional One Tree Hill; Open Heroes; Frostbitten Lost; High House; Sly Simpsons; Cowardly The news; Scarred Idol; Masochistic Family Guy; Senile Top Model; Middle-class Annat; Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks 8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - Your Elton John poster Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from Vegas Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your car 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it C/D - The oil tank from your car E/F - Your neighbour’s dog G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of that blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises C/D - Never will forget that night E/F - Always wanted to break your legs G/H – Hate your cooking I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – Am better off without you 11. What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – Thanks for the Cocaine Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – I'm scratching my ass as you read this Other – you should stop picking your nose 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex change France -Love always Spain - Go drown yourself China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt – Kiss my butt England– With tears of sadness |
Dear Ralath,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, in your closet and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and thanks for the cocaine. Go milk a cow, a.L |
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Dear a.L,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg, outside of your office and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and thanks for the Cocaine. Go milk a cow, Blaahs. Edit: I just had to say this. I KNOW WHAT COLOUR YOUR UNDERWEAR IS. /immature |
Dear kt, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon. Best of luck on the sex change Enraya --- o___o |
Dear Spirit,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, As you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you Sit on My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Will try to forget that you broke my heart and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo. Go milk a cow, Hessah ============================= OMG that's kinky HAHAHAHA |
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Edit: @Hessah - why do we have different coloured walls? Our walls aren't pink!!! |
Ohh u picked others..
i dont even know wat to call the colour of my wall.. it was tossing between orange and pink.. i didnt consider others HAHA |
Dear Gungi,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg, In your closet and I saw you Ignore My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose. Your everlasting enemy, Lady-Loki |
Dear Patches,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass, at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off of the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sly enough to understand That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon. Best of luck on the sex change, Spirit :zomg::laugh::cutielove: |
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