NIDDALEEE ANIMAL PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *o* but wow thats really good

Leesa = Furry?

Wooh. Just had a 6/0/4 they surrendered. I love games when I have 0 deaths. Make me feel so pro. Also having 0deaths which what a lot of people considered up and going up against a really good team comp. We had ezreal(me), ashe, teemo, twisted fate, and some other champion, while they had cho, pantheon, anivia, twitch, and another champion with a slow. Funny funny.

Nice, had a good game too.


Our Sivir disconnected early-mid game so we were stomped left and right in team-battles all the way to our final 2 turrets. It looked hopeless but the other 3 left continued playing. Managed to ace them in front of the ruins of our turrets, ran past super-creeps and destroyed their base x)

i was playing yesterday and of course wasn't doing well. but then every team i was on that lost had one guy that just bitched the whole time about how bad their team was. and i was playing people i normally didn't play most of the time including veigar and kass so that's just doubly bad for me lol. but also on every single one of those teams there was someone who went afk or disconnected for all or most of the game.

one time there was a tf who dced early on so every time the karthus on the other team ulted he killed him >_>. bastard got so many double and triple kills like. was so messed up.

also, most of the time i didn' tdo anything technically bad it's just that the other team was stronger. i also realized after playing corki and jax a couple games that they fucked over my attack speed runes. i kept wondering why i felt like i was attacking so much slower than i was used to. before i just needed to get one attack speed item and boots and i could reach my desired attack speed. then after a game i finally thought to look at my runes. it showed 26% attack speed instead of the 25 from before. i realized that the cap on attack speed boost from runes was gone which could only mean they changed it to what the ults were changed to which lessens the effect from items. (what was it adding instead of multiplying?) so yea, that's why i wasn't quite working like i felt i should.

so then i decided to just mess around with spell casters. tried veigar a bit but that didn't go so well. then again, now that i think about it all those times i really didn't stand a chance. most of the time i was stuck in a situation where i had to try to hold off multiple fed people that i didn't get the chance to feed again D:<.

but yea, i went to trying kass and my last game with kass at first it seemed like i was about to have another bitchy teammate. like right from the start. i'll admit i wasn't really paying attention, i rarely do when the game first starts. he said something like "kass come fast". i didn't notice and i was deciding whether i wanted to start with boots or the mp crystal. i chose the mp crystal to build into tear as early as possible. so then i see the message and i'm like "what o:?". so he's just like "nvm you're too slow".

so i just go strolling down the lane (last spot was left with him to my dismay) and i get down there and he jumps in a bush then walks on to the second one. then i'm thinking "hmm, maybe the reason why he wanted me to hurry was because he wanted to get in this bush to ambush them" so i follow him into the second one. then he's like "are you noob?". now at this point i'm like screw this guy. i've had enough of this "pro" players complains about their team when every single one of them failed at being a teammate and rarely participated in team fights and went solo most of the time so screw this guy too. so i just said "yea, and you can kiss my ass". he didn't talk to me anymore after that except for the occasional "gj". i went 8/0/7 that game :3.

i just ahd the most fucking frustrating game ever. the idiot i ended up laning with wouldn't even push. every time we could push a little HE RAN BACK TO THE TURRET. WHAT GOOD IS A TANK THAT WON'T TANK. he didn't even build tank and he was the only tank on our team. his grabs failed. he only had two succesful grabs the entire game and one of them screwed me when i was trying to kill sion. HE PULLED SION AWAY FROM ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT OT CAST SPELL FLUX. WTF.


AND I COULDN'T GET THEM TO SURRENDER AT ALL. I TRIED EVERY CHANCE I GOT AND THEY WOULDN'T DO IT AND WE HAD NO CHANCE OT WIN. LIKE SERIOUSLY DIDN'T. this isn't a it looks bad but there's still a small chance. this was a NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GONNA WIN situation.

Heh, the Shaco in my last game beats your Blitz. When he fails to kill someone (which is often) he complains how Riot are "Jews" who only care about money and nerfing Shaco. Says at start-up that if we don't steal the enemy's buff and gank tham, that he'll leave to play on another account. Says on all-chat how all our team heroes suck/are UP and how the enemy team heroes are OP. Steals buffs from people who are attacking the rune monsters. Danced in the fountain from lvl 12 onward all the while dissing us on all-chat, initiating surrenders and using all his money to plant sight wards by the Nexus.


I'm amazed that I was 2/3/3 by the end what with all the stupidity in that match.

https://www.leagueoflegends.com/boar...ad.php?t=77003

sounds like a tank/support/fighter.

Ha! Vorpal blade! Love it.

Meh, I fail alot. o.o;

-uninstalles- :c