Bc you are....?

What. Why am I?

Because Ralath told me you're a programmer.

Well Ralath told me a lot of things that are false.

I said I answer calls, why would a programmer do that.

Why won't a programmer do that? @_@ every job requires communication.

Well Idk. I'll tell you what I am if you tell me what you are.

you already know what I am

SOMETHING in HeALTH?! Not very specific.

omg if you were to be a drug dealer or w/e you would be soooooo untrustworthy.

"i'll give these to you if you hand over the money first"

Omg why are you making me out to be the bad guy. You're the one who has lied to me about personal stuff!