I slept with my boyfriend cause I've got abs.

I can totally see this coming back one day and biting me in the ass.

You mean the abs.

I'm an axe weilding fighter.

:ninja:

I saw you... In CP...

I ran naked with a prostitute Because thats how i roll.


^-^ Yay I saw a prosy today... BODY SLAM!! ewww BIG mistake!

:gasp: LMAO.




and omg, we need a warning on this thread title DO NOT READ AT WORK. I can't quit laughing. :cheeky:

I dont see those options in original post!

Here's one of my coworkers today

I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm a pimp and your jealous

We lol'd

I cuddled with a glass of milk because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

I needed the trogan man because I've got abs - OMFG LOL