LOL. BADASS. God, I wish my dad was like that.

Dunno fi this has been said yet but one of the best jokes I heard was:

They're gunna melt down his body and make plastic dolls out of it so the kiddies can play with him for a change...

I'm sure M.J is moonwalking upstairs as we speak. I cant say I really liked him much or his songs but Smooth Criminal was probably the only one I remotely enjoyed. Nevertheless its really sad news though

R.I.P Wacko Jacko

On a lighter note these were some jokes going around on myspace about him

"Due to the fact Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, He will be melted down into lego's so that children will be able to play with him for a change"

"Children will preform at Micheal Jackson's Funeral. They will sing "Cant touch this"

"Micheal Jackson's song Smooth criminal will be remade with new lyric's "You Been Hit By, You been struck By a Heart Failure"

...I still have to wonder why he had bubbles the chimp.

I wouldn't think too hard on it. Trying to apply rational thought to MJ is an exercise in futility.

Acctually, it's not too futile... i've come up with a few ideas on it, already, that make sense... for example... Perhaps he was attempting to fend off his pedophilic urges by taking it out on the monkey?

One of my classmates is this crazy Islam hater, and he was asking me, "Do you think it's a coincidence that MJ died shortly after he converted." -.-

Ugh, once you have everything or the means by which to facilitate it, you'd be surprised at the ''weird'' things that suddenly seem like good ideas.


Don't think too much on it.

Don't worry about me, I'm more level-headed than that.

Wasn't at anyone in particular xD


Sales of MJ-stuff is booming.