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LILIANNNN! D:<

- Charges at Lil with steak -

She has now turned into an elephant!! We can eat her now. I will start building the fire.

Anyone got any matches? The nice police officers told me it would break my parole for me to carry matches or lighters. Umm... now that I think about it, I am not supposed to be within 500 yards of a fire, so could someone else cook her and bring me a piece?

wait, it's impolite to plot eating me in a thread I'm not active in!

*settles*

...allright, you may begin.