Dear Rosette,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, In your apartment and I saw you Carve your initials into My father.
I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you.
I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I Was interviewed about the car you stole and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt,
Shader

After so many they are not near as original anymore. LOL

More than you can count D:! Obviously didn't work on me.

/toodamnsmart