This is what is going to happen.


Amumu will likely take it upon himself to go full-tank to compensate for AP-star. He will thus bandage in and likely die without having accomplished anything due to your carries, Janna and Alistar not doing any damage due to early-game suckiness and griefing.


Garen meanwhile will have run past everyone else and silenced their Urgot, running past Nidalee who is chucking spears at Janna and Heimer who is /d among his turret-nest. Alistar's ult will run out and since he's built no survivability will be focused and melt like butter on desert sands. Soraka meanwhile is silencing enemy minions and healing her own.


The end.


But really, you guys have no harass for the pre team-fight stare-down stage. Heim will put down his mobile command-center and Nidalee will obviously be throwing spears. Urgot will fire over their heads while Lee Sin and Vayne take pot-shots. If anyone of you try to initiate, Lee Sin or Vayne can just punt you back.

HAHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAH

WE WON

HAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

OHMY GOD I WAS LAUGHIGN ALL BY MYSELF PLAYING THE GAME

the game was just... wow it's like, I think we would only win in this kind of ELO hell.

When I made that post that said the game was so fail, it WAS pretty fail at the time. Garen solo top against urgot and lee sin, janna mid against vayne (they wanted to make me mid at first wtf) and then me and ali bot against heim and nidalee.

Ali and I just got poked to death. Ali said he kept taking spears for me when in reality, I managed to dodge them while he walked in trying to tank it for me. I was scurrying for mana so badly trying to heal both of us while garen was crying up top because he couldn't cope.

Garen: "can't solo. janna plz"
Janna: "i can't either"

I was like omgggggg when I read that, I didn't even wanna click on the other lanes to look. Then garen had to b and kept asking amumu to keep watch on top lane (which amumu did) and then I was ordered by janna to solo top.

Off to top I went and died two times, but I took lee sin down with me once because he dived. ONLY THAT I DIDN'T GET THE FREAKING KILL THAT TURRET BASTARD.

Meanwhile janna was magically outlaning vayne and then.............. I dunno we just kinda won team fights. We had an unbelievable amount of heal and someone would only die if they get focused and die before anyone could kill them.

There was a teamfight that I couldn't stop laughing though because our amumu died tanking and taking down the turret while the rest of us were tower diving the other turret LOLOL I think he tanked it for a long time too cos I was watching him, except I didn't realise he was actually taking hits for some reason.

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention I didn't level up my ult when I got 6 by accident. LOLOL I was being dived while I levelled and misclicked and got infuse instead >_>

Really finding it hard to get into LoL >_< I guess it's because my boyfriend is so into it and goes the extra nerdy mile. He is constantly looking up guides and knows a character in and out before he's even played it once. I like to learn the semi natural way :P try it out then look it up. Plus I don't play as much so I don't feel driven to be as nerdy as he is.

That's one of the things that sort of soured me on LoL. In the start, there were only a few characters. You could learn their strengths and weaknesses fairly easily. Now that there are a shit ton of characters, I just can't keep up with them all.

I don't look up guides and read up on champions.. well I used to when I initially started, but I haven't for a long time =P I don't actually know the mechanics of probably 90% of the game. Like for instance, if you asked me what xin zhao's skills are, I wouldn't be able to tell you, other than the fact that he can jump out of bushes and scare the crap out of you and poke you into the air so you can't run away.

I just play.

You don't really need look up every single thing if you don't want to... except with the new coop mode, I'm actually bothered to try different champions just to see how they really do work. I think that's all you really need to do. Of course you're not really going to be pro pro doing what I'm doing but who cares! As long as you have fun xD

I learn what every champ does. Usually from their page and try them out as soon as I can.


I must be in my own version of Elo hell,constant losses. Got into a normal queue and saw a familiar name from my Friend-list. Turns out he was part of a 4-man and I was the random. Lost horribly.


Think you know him Desu. NeedsCash.

lol

were any of these the other three:
cgoldv
lordmarth
summer memories
eletrick (i think)

I find that after playing a while, it just becomes more intuitive because you know what these items should/could be useful on certain characters and you think you know how they play based on other people that have played them. The only time I look up guides is if I play a champ and I do really poorly. lulz.

For instance, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to try out the new free champions of the week. I said sure, saw Rumbles, thought he looked cute, I looked at his skills, got a general idea of what I could do, so I decided to play him in that game. INSTANTLY

Boyfriend:

"Why aren't you using his _____??" "What aren't this??" "Why aren't you that??" "Your gauge is too low, spam more skills!"

Duuuuude, this is my first time playing this champion! xP