Oh please do inform on how this thread is funny.

Do you like to see people's feelings getting hurt?


Oh...I'm sorry that I'm protective of my friends. I guess that's just how I am. Jesus..

i wasnt rlly gonna reply anymore but...

can we just stop? we're just going to keep fighting... i didnt want anyone to be angry/mad about this. i was going to say i was a guy once i was a premium user and make it as a title, so ppl will know and not have to go crazy or get mad from something like this.

BDEX, like i said, i didnt know it would turn out this way. if this whole thing can be forgotten and we can just be normal friends it would be nice. I didn't think u would feel "betrayed" or w/e but I mean this was just a joke taken too far. Yes, I know we won't be 100% "normal" friends but we at least don't have to be the way we are now, w/e that is.

Schadenfreude.

Srsly.

Shadenfruade
Sorry Nicky Its Human Nature ,
Watching A Vegatarian Being Told She Just Ate Chicken
Watching Fygure Skaters Fallin On There Asses

GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

NICKY:
I'll say.

GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

NICKY:
Happy?!

GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

NICKY:
Yeah...

GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

NICKY:
Sure!

GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

NICKY:
You bet!

GARY COLEMAN:
That's...

GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!

NICKY:
Waking dormant from their naps!

GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!

NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!

GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!

NICKY:
Watching actors never reach

GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!

GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

watch or chickens will munch on your souls

Sorry you betrayed my trust, and you did this with a purpose, the purpose was to lie to me aswell as others for fun.
So I'm sorry but we can't be friends. I trust my friends.




Win.

I Just Kicked STAN

u think i did that with intentions to hurt u? no, i did it because i was bored and wanted to laugh and become better friends with u, i thought both of us were laughing/having fun, so i decided to continue thinking that something like this wouldnt happen.

I have a confession to make. I'm a 70 year old hermaphrodite named Billie.

Now that the joke is out of the way:
A) It wasn't very bright to purport himself as a girl. These things do tend to get out in a spectacular way, such as this.

B) I don't understand the reason to do so in the first place. I haven't really talked it over with him. I mean, if he were someone that identifies as a woman (transgender), then why would he ever tell someone that he's actually a guy?

C) I think it would have been better all the way 'round if he had just been honest from the outset or stayed "in character" with everyone. It IS a betrayal of trust. Why go through the charade and then break it to some people, unless it was just a big joke?