It's gonna hatch on the 30th. D:

Hatch?

From the website. D:

One day a fireman is outside with his fire truck when a little girl comes past him on a little home made fire truck, the garden hose attached to it, a little ladder, all painted red, and her standing there with a little firemen outfit on. The fireman looks at the truck and notices that the dog is tied to the front by its colar and the cat is tied by its testicals, the fireman says " Little girl you know your fire truck would go faster if you attached the cat by its colar" the girl replies " But then i wouldnt have a alarm"...


And another (This one is rude and uses the word penis, read at your own risk!)

A man walks into a public toilet and see's a man standing up with no arms desperatly needing to pee. "Hey mate need a hand?" "Please" replies the armless man. He unzips his trousers and upon pulling out the mans penis notices that it is discustingly demented and coloured, he finished peeing before the armless man and quickly washes his hands. He finishes washing his hands then the armless man goes "mate can you help me out again please?" So he flops it back in and quickly washes his hands again... as they walk out he asks "Man why is your cock like that?" They guy pulls his arms out of his sleeves and says "I dont know but hell i aint touching it". THE END :D


I hope many giggles came from these stories if u cba to read them :)