Granted, you shove your "finger" in the pencil sharpener.

I wish I was the ruler of all things that exist.

Granted, but nobody listens to you and you cant do anything about it.

I wish FlyFF wasnt so boring ><

Granted, but as it gets interesting, you get banned.

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I wish for some candy.

Granted, but the candy rots your teeth and you now have to wear false ones.

I wish my summer assignments were done

Granted. But you become to active after the studies are done and you die of a heartattack cause ur a crazy kid lolz.

I wish I knew where "Soul Meets Body" Ha.

Granted, but when you find out, you die of terror and dusgust.

I wish I had a magic wand.

granted but it looks like a man's "wand".

I wish i had something better to do =P

Granted, but then you realized there is nothing better than having nothing to do, so you are back to Step 1.

I wish I could change my instrument to clarinet instead of trombone.

Granted, but the clarinet is a penis.

I wish for a clarinet penis.

Granted, but it's soft, so you can't play it? ...@_@

I wish school had no homework.

Granted, but classwork is increased ten fold.

I wish I had viagra for my penis clarinet.

Granted, but now it's more like a penis harmonica.

I wish I had some babiez.

Wish denied Rightclaw :P
JAY KAY! I just gave you a fetus, sadly since your not a female it will grow inside of your testes, giving off the illusion of having testicular cancer therefore you will end up with one less testicle and still no baby(sorry!)
Well night everyone!

where is your wish?

I wish I remembered what I wanted to wish for and never forget again.

Granted you remember it but it doesn't get granted! :D

I wish I always had time for myself and no distractions to what I do and stay focused on it.

Granted, but your hands "magically" screw everything up.

I wish for a banana phone.

Granted,
but.....
the phone is rendered to a slop of yellow when you try to hold it.


I wish people would get better common sense.

granted but now everyone is a dunce

I wish that there was world peace D:

Granted, but now the world is divided into tiny pieces D:

I wish I had an Alienware computer :3

Granted, but it turn out to be a Transformer Alien.

I wish Transformers were real.

granted but its a toy...
i wish for fish!

granted but it's rotten

I wish for a cute plush toy! :D

Granted but then a violent dog walked passed and randomly ripped the plushy apart. D:

I wish 4.30pm would come so I can pick up my bloody book from the post office.

Granted Its daylight savings and you have to wait longer.
I wish for my football camp to be over.

Granted, but you got sent to China to compete in really harsh contest.

I wish I had 1HB/s internet. :D

Granted but your router explodes

I wish 3pm PST would come sooner D:

Granted, but fiestas relaunch is delayed 5 months.

I wish for siegfreids wedding ring

granted but it breaks into a million pieces

I wish I could have power!

Hey I've decided to bring this back cause I was oh so bored. Read the rules on the first page.

Granted, you'll get it in 1,000,000 years.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, if you were not bored, you will still be bored. (im lame)

I wish I met kirby.

Granted, but Kirby swallowed you 3 secs after you met it.


I wish I could teleport...

Granted, but you end up in hell with no way out.

Your wish?

Granted, you find a genie, and get some wishes...

I wish I was perfect, and there was nothing corrupted about it.

Where's your wish? xD

EDIT: Late... nvm


@ Kirby -

Granted, but since nobody is perfect, you're nobody.


I wish I'd win Lotto.

Granted, you get robbed.

I wish this game wasn't corrupted.

Granted, but the universe gets sucked up in a black hole, creating another dimension where everything is corrupted.

I wish for a... gun.

Granted, you shoot yourself.


I wish I won this game.