... well, this is awkward...

indeed...

in the heat of our conversation, we missed miss hessah attempting to contact us.

you may have missed her. i ignored her. i heard she smells like old feet.

its rude to spread slander like that!

but if it's true, i've just done the community a service by warning them.

but you have no way of knowing if it's true

ah, but i also have no way of knowing if it's false. so the only logical thing to do is assume it is true.

you're an idiot.

no u