- Dodges the silverware which hits Dynapid who's lurkin' in the background -

lmao, I never knew a divorce would be this fun.

LOL! Yeah, it's fun when you get to chuck things at Dynapid, isn't it? Here's more silverware for you, I'll just pretend to dodge so you can get him all you want.

good deal!

*throws a potholder for target practice, which lands on dyna's head*

the next one will hurt.. *picks up silver cauldron*

- Pretends to call for help -

"Halp! Lilian is - uhh - killing me!"

- Hides grin -

Okay blaaah, be sure to not dodge this deadly flying silver cauldron, because it's coming your way now. Also, don't stand in front of Dyna, or he might be hurt!

*grunt* *FLING*

- Gasps -
- Slow-mo running towards Dynapid -

Oooohhhh heeeelllppppp meeeeeeeeeee ~~~

- Stops and dodges right in front of Dynapid -
- Deadly flying silver cauldron hits his had -

Oooooohhhhh soorrrrryyyyyyy!!

*the resounding *BONGGGGGGGG*-sound echoes through fiestafan, when the deadly flying silver cauldron is dented*

- Turns around and looks at Dynapid nervously -

Oh shi, that's one rock-hard head. D:

he doesn't look like he took a hit at all. UNLIKE MY PRICELESS SILVER CAULDRON! *weeps*

it must mean only one thing... if your steak can knock that leadhead out, it must be the *gasp* most potent weapon in the history of mankind!