I do not like swimming.

It has been proven that a brick can swim better than me.

Fail.

But after a while of you sitting at the bottom, you'll float back up to the top.

The brick stays down there.

You can float better than a brick~

I can't go to swimming pools. I have rections to chlorine. :/

*hugs Alan*

Why Liz?

I haven't been to a public pool since Freshman year of high school since we had private use of it for our lessons. But, on a cruise, my cousin was saying how she was going to get into a shallow pool to read her book and a kid had pooped in it. @_@"

^ Loool. Thats probably the reason wai half the people in the world don't like pools. They're filled with floating terds.

I'm scared of people there o.o leiksrsly

That reminded me of a Cyanide and Happiness comic.

Here it is:

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/pool.png

C&h~

<3

Ew.