I won't forget j00 guys... I was taking a romantic walk in the forest with Anastasia is why I didn't come online sooner xD

Not too bad... because I slept on BOTH plane rides... then didn't get back to sleep until around 21.30 or so here... which is early for them ^^

Lol xD I landed in F terminal... then bussed to A... to miss my flight.

Jerks.

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Story time!!

Very naiz.

Public Bathrooms:

So we stop for some "Benzin" after driving 2 hours from Frankfurt. At the gas station, I needed to pee... bad @.@

I asked where the bathroom is, and she (Anastasia) pointed me to the "WC" sign.

When I walked in there, Someone was standing behind to rotary gates, and you had to pay to get in. (srslywtf.) After paying you got this ticket that said ,50€, and was shiny @@

So ,50€ later, I was able to walk into this fckin' WHITE bathroom.

Past the condom machine, the nudie condoms, and w/e else was in that thing...

The toilettes didn't use ANY water. (Not the urinals anyways) Each sit down toilette had it's own scrubby brush, and nothing had grifitti on it at all.

So after I wash my hands (everything automated) I walk back out, and the lady wishes me a good day... LEAVING THE BATHROOM D: In Amerika... if someone talks to me like that after I go pee... we call them pervs =D

I talk to Anastasia, and I was going to keep that coupon... until she told me that ,50€ can be used inside the store! So everyone went pee, and she had some of those tickets from before... and we had like 4,50€ free!! We all got an ice cream, and in the back of the gas station was this little park area with a slide, and a Volleyball court Oo.

Dood public stuffs = gewd.

O:

All I can say @_@;

so u pay 50€ to go to the bathroom, and u get a 50€ ticket... then u can spend that money again in the store? and the bathroom is clean and everything... thats very nice!

Booyah... so u've never been to germany before? but you're german?

lollll

0.50€=/=50€

50€=about $80

0.50€=about $0.80

Europe makes you pay for bathrooms.

Sometimes, even the Starbucks make you enter a code from a receipt into this num pad they have installed into the bathroom door before you can get it.

But. If you're smart, you can still find free bathrooms somewhere (might have to lie though... :blush:)

Lol I'm from Cali, and then moved to Ohio xD

I wish I was German ._.

o.O

I thought you were German.....

Ohh u've got a lot of german pride i thought ur background was german!

ohh i didnt see his , in front of 50€.... i thought that was just a comma not a decimal O_o

He's said so many times he isn't actually German...@_@ People are sloww.

Public bathrooms in America are getting bad. I hate it when I have to hop around the place looking for a decent stall.

did he say that in german?! XD

most of booyah's german thread are very long and i often couldnt find the time to read it

>.>

I've never seen that.... :0

I hop around the place at school LOL And when I find one that is cleaner than the others yet still icky, I wipe it down then put toilet paper on the seat ...

srsly xD

inorite?

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Well people...

Time for school!!

See y'all when I get back... if I'm not off doing anything else :p

u're going to school there?!

.

But only in desperate situations would I even use public restrooms like that. :blush:

i thought boys dont hv to worry as much as often they dont need to make "contact" with bathrooms......

That's why I said "desperate situations." :0
























This conversation is getting really awkward. :0

Well, theres nothing I can actually see, but icky things are there >.> Our bathrooms at school are actually pretty clean. I'm just a clean freak when it comes to using them. My friend, she uses her feet for everything. Not wiping of course xD But for flushing and turning on the faucet and pushing the soap out and for turning the faucet off. Then some how she gets her leg high enough so she can get paper towel.

Hmm... okkk... I use my foot to flush and to lift the seat.

But how do you use your feet to push the soap out???

OR to get paper towels?!?!:lost:

Its one of those push things. Stick on hand under it, push the thing to make the soap come out. Uhh. I'll show you a pic ;D

Paper towels though...I have no idea how she gets her foot that high and then pulls the lever down and stuff.

I remember going to the bathroom in high school, only to find a used pad stuck right behind the door.

You can imagine how fast I made my exit.

Hahaha

Do people laugh at her if she does it?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I like how you emphasized it in red. ^.~

hmm in order for ur frd to feel "clean" by not touching everything.. the next person is gonna touch everything that her shoes/feet have been through =/

HK (like Germany) are cool that you dont need to use anything with ur hands... everything from flushing toilet, tap, to soup and hand dryer are all censored...

although the auto flushing thing can be annoying at times.. sometimes it doesnt flush and u sit down/get up a few times trying to get it working.. or it flush as soon as u lift urself up a bit :gasp:

No and Yes.

@Blahs- My friends and I bought a tampon out of the tampon machine, put ketchup on it and stuck it to a guys back o:

Automatic censoring is better than the squatty potty... >_>

squatty pot! things u find in china!

hate those things

LOL! We got some free tampons at school once, we happen to be hving a science class so someone got a beaker and filled it with water, and we dipped the tampon in to see it EXPAND..

we learnt something that lesson

Squatty potty is actually more hygienic cos you don't need to make contact with stuff anywhere.

But I hate it too.

LOL. I did a similar thing once. Posted it somewhere on FF before.

o.o

On my campus, some toilets can be flush by pressing this pedal thing on the ground with your foot. But other than that and the door (if possible), I don't use my feet.

My high school bathrooms were re done during my sophomore year, though they got dirty pretty fast... but still not as bad as before. Before they were just... >_< I remember the first day they were open, so clean. o_o

My uni's bathrooms are pretty clean though since they are cleaned every morning I think. And well, nothing can be as bad as some of the dreams I've had so... *shrugs*

Ralath o:

http://productcatalog.gp.com/P3Image...full/53253.jpg

Ours are not that nice but whatever @_@ See? It says push xD Put one hand under and push with the other. Soap comes out.

If you have not seen these or used 'em then uhh WHAT?!? But yeah @_@ You can't just tap it and expect enough soap to come out. Push it till it stops and then let go and do it again xD LMAO. Seriously. How you not know what I be talking about?

nu nu

I knew what you were talking about.

But how does she get her hand and feet to work together? o.O

She puts her hand under it, and pushes the thing with her foot O_o Not that hard when you are stringy like her LOL

String Bean<3

Do... people stare at her?

o.o

No @_@ She's awesome. If you stare too long, you go blind. LOOOOOOL

:err:

String Bean is awesome! I <3 her :D

I elected to go to school =)

Here's how it went:

So I went to her first class, Chemistry, and the teacher there was seriously like an annoying old bat sounding woman D:

The kids are allowed to talk about what, and they just get on her nerves, and she takes it, then asks the kids questions. If the kids get the questions wrong, then they lose points, so the good kids are sitting on one side of the room, and the others are sitting on the other side of the room. Anastasia sat on the good side =) Oh... The element we know "Na" is Sodium... auf Deutsch is "Natrium"... So when they were talking about SodiumChloride... it was NatriumChlorie x.x

Next class was French X.X! Omg the teacher had his test to become a liscensed teacher today =x At first he looked at me, and asked who I was, but then I told him that I was a visitor from Amerika, and that I won't disturb his class... he told me I had to leave, then Anastasia said that she wishes for me to stay, and he told me only if I don't say a single word. Do you know how hard it is to not talk? x.x

Next class was Math/Infomatik which is all about computers! They were learning how to make homepages, and write all the HTML and stuffs... and HTML in German = wtfIcan'tunderstandyou D: That was for 2 hours. xD

Then was English.

OMFG WTF A STUPID BITCH OMGOGOMGOM I WILL SHOOT HER TOMORROW TEACHER!

Frau Fiedler. Ew.

Srsly. She walks around stupid egotist... when we came into the classroom, just like all the other teachers, she asked Anastasia who I am... she told her I was her guest, and that my name is Tylor, and the teacher just looked at her. Fiedler asked her,
"What else?"
"I dunno... he's a friend?"
"No! How about, 'Fr. Fiedler, can Tylor join us for this class?"
"Achso, is it ok if he sits with me?"
"Yes, but he cannot disturb the lesson."

So I sit down.

Fiedler: Ok kids, the ones of you which were late will now have to share their homework first. What was it? Do you all even remember it?
Kid 1: Page 32 in the book, and 5 pages vocab.
Fiedler: Ja, gut.

Then she explained what a Heading is for papers, and the article they read was about Aboriginis... whatever those are D:

Fiedler thinks her English is so good, that she can break English rules, and the kids can't.

First off, she says "Idear" like a redneck. Also she says, "For example" like after everything!

I asked the kids "'For example' is called 'zum Beispiel' auf Deutsch... Do you use it as much as her?"

They all just laughed because of how stupid she was in using it so much.

Someone told her the heading of one of the papers, and she says:

"That would summarize the paragraph's information, but you can't put your personal opinion into the heading... you would only do such things in an Editorial."

So she went to do the next, then the next, then the one after that, Fiedler did it herself.

The title that she put was "A horrible place" and when a student told her that it sounded like a personal opinion of it, she said simply:

"Yes, I know it would sound like a contradiction, but this is not only my opinion, this is also true."

liekwtf. If you believe something, of course it's going to be true to you.

So when she asked Anastasia for a header... she said that she didn't have it, and she was sick all yesterday (which was really she was picking me up from the Airport) xD

So then Fiedler yelled at Anastasia, telling her how she didn't appreciate her bringing strange kids into her class, and I'm disturbing her lesson! HSOIDGSDGLSDpÜFjPJFPAKÜFp;LMH°!!!!!!! FCK YOU!

So she told me I have to sit outside the class because I'm being a disruption.
Srsly. I didn't a single word.

So I went outside, and just sat outside the school for until after the class... then I went into German class with Anastasia, and everything went fine ^^

Free public bus rides back and forth btw Oo. But people were smoking on the back of the bus, and I moved to the front.

lolwtfew.

XD!

I learned that when my mother gave me one, and told me to put it in the sink with lots of water XD

Lolwtf xD!

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My romantic lakeside retreat story when I'm done with dinner =)

Be back in a lil guys ^^

LOOOL. HTML in German. :cheeky:

Australian Indians.

ok!!

Thanks Ralath ;D

And now... for the after school activities =)

So we came home, and then like 99% of all Germans we turned around, grabbeda carbonated mineral water, then left again! xD

So we went on a bike ride through a forest (I swear they have like 5262562586356 of them) D:

So we came to a lake, and there was like a thousand little paths that we can sit the edge...

we took a blanket, and we sat watching the water, and then a family came with kids to feed the ducks, and another woman to walk her dog, then the swans came @.@ They're sooooooooooooooooo pretty ._.

So we took pictures, and then... came the two people...

They sat on the bench, and saw that I was holding Anastasia, and they pulled out a guitar and a violin...

The played:
Jack Johnson song... I don't remember which.
Ohne Dich by Rammstein
Aerosmith... I don't know the name of that song... but it's like

"I don't wanna close my eyes, don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'll miss you babeh, and I don't wanna miss a thang. I don't wanna miss one smile, I don't wanna miss one kiss..." etc.

So they saw us, and were purposefully playing romantic songs, and we loved them xD

When we left, we wanted to pay them, so I went to hand them money (I still only have Dollars) and they wanted the 1$ because they have 1€ coins here Oo.

So yeah they were staring at the dollars for like 5 mins XDD

Then we left, came home and meal time here = wtfHYOOJ D:

And the guys kinda just eat, then leave, and it's left to the women to clean the table//do the dishes, but I helped =x

Lol this is fantastic xD

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EDIT:

Lawls I'm called a "Spaß Vogel" here xD

Spaß Vogel = Fun bird

XD

EDITEDIT:

Omg I have pics wait D: