LOL Thx - yeah i made sure i credit the person i stole it from HAHAHA

I'm glad my boss is out too! But she'll be back any minute...

No breakfast for Mikey & Sero! :laugh:

LOL. I love how almost everyone is getting sex ones, and Serodin just gets a boring one! xD

I stabbed a condom because I'm a pimp and your jealous
haha thats funny

That's because we're all perverts.

I shot my lover because i'm good in bed... didn't see that coming lol

:sad:

:sad::sad::sad::sad::sad:

April 27 | white shirt SUCKS :sigh:

lol ur 12 and u get a good one not kool

I stabbed a easter egg because I've got abs

;P

and my brother's is

I ran naked with a prostitute because I've got abs


which sounds like him..my older bro runs topless like I do, and I think he would run with a chick

LMFAO. Viasta, your brother has a good one.

I shot a homeless guy because i have abs ;)

LOL!!! big bully!

I banged Barney the dinosaur because I have a noodle in my nose.....

He told me he loved me!!!

My brother's makes perfect sense lol..


i would type my cousins...but I have over 50+ cousins..

Quoted for future sig. XD

I slept with the trojan man because that's how I roll...@.@...not going to happen >_<

one of my closest friend's
I killed Santa Claus because that's how I roll
I killed Santa Claus because I have AMAZING boobs
I killed Santa Claus because I am a pimp and you are jealous

he wears white, red, or blue every day...so I put all three

about that...I'm not a normal bully, i'm a terrorist :laugh:
When we had a sybject about bullying @school, i told about 1 of my normal bdays and the teacher said that i'm a total terrorist, All the thing she has said about me is so me: Blond comfortable terrorist with ego...lots more :sunnies:

...wow if i put my pink shirt on: I shot a homeless guy Because the lil people told me to :laugh:

What does Trojan mean, I wiki it and nothing makes sense ._. :sad:

Don't u know the Trojan Horse ? :P

my post count: LoL.

go read greek mythology then you'll understand

edit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_War

I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.


What, was he a threat to my sexiness or something?

Nah, it's 'cause you're too sexy for Santa Claus.

I killed a condom because I'm good in bed.

Cha-ching.

I shot a horse because I'm sexy as hell.

Fair enough.

You nu animal lover!! :sad:

Hey D: I just got up. I must've killed that horse while I was sleeping. My sexiness just can't be controlled :x

I ate the Kool-Aid-Man because I love marijuana!!

sorry, I had the munchies

LOL!~

i ran naked with a homo because thats how i roll :err:

homo and roll rhymes @.@

but i did ran naked b4 =.=(wen i waslittle)

I slept with my boyfriend cause I've got abs.

I can totally see this coming back one day and biting me in the ass.

You mean the abs.

I'm an axe weilding fighter.

:ninja:

I saw you... In CP...

I ran naked with a prostitute Because thats how i roll.


^-^ Yay I saw a prosy today... BODY SLAM!! ewww BIG mistake!

:gasp: LMAO.




and omg, we need a warning on this thread title DO NOT READ AT WORK. I can't quit laughing. :cheeky:

I dont see those options in original post!

Here's one of my coworkers today

I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm a pimp and your jealous

We lol'd

I cuddled with a glass of milk because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

I needed the trogan man because I've got abs - OMFG LOL