Granted, but its a lit fuse and you blow up.

I wish for a Steak.

granted, but it's impaled through your heart.

I wish for a journey.

Granted. but your journey takes you to a remote island where cannibals eat you up :D.

I wish i had 500 more RAM.

Granted, but now you have to pay $2000 for installation, and you won't be able to play any games until you pay. (Man, I'm evil.)

I wish I had a GPU.

Granted, but the GU falls off.

haha, then you'd only have pee :D


I wish for real pokemons.

Granted, you got a Picachu, who constantly electrecutes you.

I wish I had fairy godparents. (Lol?)

Granted but Timmy Turner steals them back (haha).

I wish for a cure to AIDS.

Granted you get 10 tons of AIDS medicine that spilled and had a different reaction to livestock which killed a lot more people.

I wish I knew how to earth and water bend.

/avatarcraze

I wish I had a tablet.

I wish school was only up to 2:30.

I wish I had tons of money for myself and of course others.

I wish we had 100mb/s internet.

I wish we had alienware computers and apple powerbooks.











I WISH ALL MY WISHES WERE GRANTED. :D:D:D

Granted XD!!

Whatever you wish I'll grant it because you granted my ungrantable grantable wishes! :D:D:D:D

xD

Granted, but your comp stuffs up so there's no point in having a tablet anyway.

Granted, but school starts at 6 in the morning.

Granted, but there's an inflation, so your increased amount of money doesn't make much difference because you have to pay a lot to get things.

Granted, but remember your comp stuffed up! So no point in the 100mb/s internet.

Ok I'll grant you this one wish, but that's only because I don't know what alienware computers and apple powerbooks are. -lost-

My turn!

I wish going out at night would be just as safe as going out in the daytime. Dx

Granted, however, daytime turns dangerous. Since night is as safe as day, it isn't safe at all.

You get raped.

I wish the holidays were longer.

Granted but Blaaah flies over from Sydney and kills you because of you last comment about her.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

Lmao <3

Granted but you suddenly came across the magic lamp with a genie who grants unlimited amount of wishes, so you miss out on a really good chance to have your wish come true.

I wish people will stop being so indecisive about going to an outing or not so it makes it easier for the person who organises it! D'x

ROFLMAO! THOSE POSTS ARE MADE OF PURE WIN!

Btw, an apple power book is an apple laptop. An alienware computer is a really pricey and high quality pc for games etc. :D

Anyways, granted but the one who organizes it loses his mind and gets sent to the psychiatric ward.

I wish I had awesome photoshop skillz that killz.

Granted, but become so "killz" that you kill yourself in the process.

I wish CB2 would start already.

Granted, but you're the only person who plays it.

I wish I had a zanpakuto. xD

Granted, but spirit reapers suddenly come out of nowhere and kill you.

I wish people spelled sheap correctly

Granted, but then society decided to change how sheep spells, and everybody spelled it wrong all over.

I wish Voldemort was real.

Granted but he kills you.

I WISH I CAN WATCH TRANSFORMERS NOW. DX

Granted, but when you enter the theater, all spots are taken except the front row, forcing you to bend your neck for 2 hours straight.

I wish that I was god

Granted, but you do not have any powers, and no followers, which kind of lost the point of being God.


I wish mosquitoes become extinct.

Granted, but a new race of super bugs with 5 inch needles appear everywhere.

I wish that I had a device that could punch people over the internet

Granted, but because it's a new device, it has a malfunction and it reverses the punch and you get punched in the face instead.

I wish we had more than 24 hours a day.

Granted, but society makes you work 30 hours a day with 8 hour sleeps.

I wish for a unicorn. (Lol?)

Granted, but it stabs you in the stomach with its horn, which fell off (like bees' stingers)

I wish I knew everything in the world.

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish I was made of steel.

Granted, but you were pushed into the water so now you rust.

I wish the hairdresser didn't cut my hair that short. T.T"

Granted, but then the hairdresser would leave it too long.

I wish I had a car

Granted, but it broke down every two minutes.

I wish you'd become bald.

Granted, but a new parasite appears that lives in your hair and slowly eats away at the skin on your head till you die since the parasite has entered the brain.

I wish people would stop bumping topics

Granted, but then every topic would die after one post because people wouldn't be able to bump topics at all.

I wish it would rain

Granted, but it only rains outside your house!

I wish I don't have a fast internet connection!

Granted, but you don't get any internet connection at all.

I wish summer vacation would never end

Granted. But then you become stupidly ill and become a bum that dies on the street oneday.

I wish my fingers moved as fast as bucketheads....

Granted, but you move them at the speed of light and you get burns due to friction.

I wish I was the best sniper in the world.

Granted, but you cant afford a Gun!

I wish i had a PS3!

Granted, but you can't afford any games!

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

Granted but it suddenly becomes extremely boiling hot and your fever still doesn't go away. XD

I wish I won't be sick soon!

Granted, but you will become deathly ill later.

I wish I had something to do.