LOL omg, I don't have any crazy blow up doll stories.
I do have this one story though, a few friends and I were over at another friend's house, so we you know, we're chilling, the friend that lives in the house goes upstairs for about 10 minutes. We're chilling, still. So then genius fucking Dave, Dave the genius decides to play ninja and try to go up there, he comes back out yelling "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?" You see the other guy like throwing shit at him yelling "GET THE FUCK OUT, GET OUT!".
Dave comes down and he's like "DUDE, HE WAS JERKING OFF....TO DORA THE EXPLORER WTF?!?"
Now I know he's lying, but I always wonder...what if he isn't. Really awkward and yeah, nobody was home except the four of us. He keeps denying it too...LOL NO IT WASN'T DUDE, I WAS CHANGING MY PANTS WTF!
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