Lawl

Dear Hyper,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, In your car and I saw you Sit on My knee caps.
I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your sucide note as a memory.
You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Thanks for the Cocaine.

Your everlasting enemy,
viasta

Dearest Hyper,

You know you <3 me.

And read this.

Liz? says: (4:51:51 PM)
I am talking to 4 guys. Wtf. Why am I never talking to the girls on my list........
Dragon says: (4:52:04 PM)
because us guys are too awesome ;D
Liz? says: (4:54:29 PM)
Lulz.
Dragon says: (4:54:40 PM)
well, I am anyway
Liz? says: (4:54:46 PM)
xD
Liz? says: (4:54:55 PM)
You're the youngest out of the 4
Liz? says: (4:54:59 PM)
xD<3
Dragon says: (4:55:05 PM)
<3 xD
Dragon says: (4:55:18 PM)
Yeah but... I'm probobly the most awesome >.>
Liz? says: (4:55:33 PM)
Umm. DerrDerr and Hyper are pretty damn awesome, yo.
Dragon says: (4:55:49 PM)
butbut

I have a British accent
Liz? says: (4:55:53 PM)
LOLOL
Liz? says: (4:55:57 PM)
Thats like
Dragon says: (4:55:57 PM)
xD
Liz? says: (4:55:58 PM)
...
Liz? says: (4:56:05 PM)
Such a pointless thing to say
Liz? says: (4:56:06 PM)
xD
Dragon says: (4:56:15 PM)
I'm a pointless kindof person...
Liz? says: (4:56:36 PM)
Emo.
Dragon says: (4:56:42 PM)
no.
Dragon says: (4:56:55 PM)
I'm just weird :3
Dragon says: (4:58:38 PM)
would an Emo person be rudding shotcake against his forehead? I didn't think so.
Dragon says: (4:58:42 PM)
*rubbing
Dragon says: (4:58:43 PM)
/fail
Liz? says: (5:15:27 PM)
wtf
Liz? says: (5:15:29 PM)
is that?
Dragon says: (5:15:39 PM)
is what ?
Liz? says: (5:15:48 PM)
shotcake? xD
Dragon says: (5:15:48 PM)
*shotcake
Dragon says: (5:15:49 PM)
DX
Dragon says: (5:16:00 PM)
I'm used to my laptop now, real keyboard > me
Liz? says: (5:16:17 PM)
shotcake?
Dragon says: (5:16:32 PM)
DDDXXX
Dragon says: (5:16:35 PM)
*shortcake
Liz? says: (5:16:38 PM)
LOLOLOL


-Liz.

... You bish....

I SPELT IT RIGHT EVENTUALLY !!!

SHORTCAKE!

:3

SHOOOOORTCAAAAKEEE !!!11!!!


anyway moving on...

LOL. I like shotcake. I'm from Joysey.

And yes, we are awesome. hella hella hella lawlZ ca ftw

Any time! ;D

Derr is better than you though.

Orly?

How many children has he lured in his van with candy?

....

Dear Rosette,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, In your apartment and I saw you Carve your initials into My father.
I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you.
I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I Was interviewed about the car you stole and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt,
Shader

After so many they are not near as original anymore. LOL

More than you can count D:! Obviously didn't work on me.

/toodamnsmart