person: I press the 1 key and all it does is type 1, how do I attack???
me: press enter
person: the key?
me: yes..

LOL at yosei's last post.

Person: the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
other person: that's the only chuck norris joke i lol'd at.

HAHA, dunno if it'd count as stupid cuz I think Chuck Norris jokes are generally stupid, but I agree with that other person. It was the only chuck norris joke I lol'd at. xD

Lol, that made me laugh too. The fist behind his beard joke got old quick.

Here's yet another...

Person: HOW DO I PLAY??? SOME1 HELP ME PLZ!!!

HAHAHA I was gonna post about the same thing here!!

But you got it wrong..

My first stupid question was "How do i start typing?"

THEN it was "How do I stop talking?" HAHAH

LOL "How do I start talking?" is normal to me, everyone would have to poke a few keys around to know how to start... but how to stop talking was funny.

oh really? HAHA well I wouldnt hv to ask that other stupid question on how to stop talking if you changed the settings for me in the 1st place! so it was ur fault i asked a stupid question hahaha

another thing i did yesterday, i'm sure that guy i asked thought i was stupid..

Me: (In Sand Beach with Hobs) Where's a safe place to hide here?
Other guy: They don't attack
Me: Ohh......

Lol.

Person: how do i use life????

Hey did you see that in a KQ? Someone said the exact same thing in the KQ cos he was asking for res (in the Slime one, meaning no one is high level enough to have revive) and I'm like

"Do you have a life?"
"yes"
"Use it?"
"how do i use life??"

In Collapsed Prison:

"u guys r noobs 4 not killing in 1 hit"

This from one of those in the influx of low levels trying to ks in CP and MT.

Ah hate it when people do that. But archer's nature's protection does the job. :3

Dude: HI TRANNI
me: hi D:
Dude: ADD ME?
me: no
Dude: IM GM ILL BAN YOU
me: logs off

I find it disrespectful and rude when people are like "add me to your friends", or "add me to your party".

Ask!

Yeah? @.@" I had some people stop and chat with me (randoms I don't know) and one of them was like "blaahs can I be you friend?" and I was like "yeah ok" and she's like "add me". >__>

I also get annoyed at people who call me "HEY YOU" o.O Once this girl was actually like "HEY YOU" -silence- "HEY YOU WITH THE PONYTAIL". LOL, isn't it easier to just type BLAHS maybe? o.o

Eh not all the time, unless there hyper in which they'd call people anything.

"PERSON WITH GIANT SHINY SWORD THINGYYY!!!"

that kinda makes me want to track down blaaahs and say in shout in all caps "HEY YOU WITH ALL THE A'S IN YOUR NAME"

"CAN ANYONE TELL ME WAT LVL I AM???"

Yeah I hate it when people are like "Hey you".. theres like a bajillion people around.

Lol, go you. Ever notice the most retarded people talk very um.. internet talkish?

"OMG U GAIZ I CANT RUN HLP ME PLZ!!!1!1!!!!11!"

Watching a party of 5 lvl 20's charging a coll in prison and getting 1 hit, i know its mean but it never gets old. I LOL every time i see it.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9746/lolcg4.jpg - A hilarious response to a guild invitation.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omgar that's classic!

HAHA why are stupid questions usually said in CAPS? keke

did you answer him by saying "WITH THAT QUESTION, YOU MUST BE LVL 1"

Lol, I was tempted to say something, just something like "I dunno you tell me ;p"

And that pic reminds me of something I once said.

noob: someone be my friend! talk to me!!!
me: Sorry, my mommy said I'm not allowed to talk to strangers o.o

Hmm not very funny imo.

lol...heh i think the stupidest thing ever said was: Gm how you get that stuffz!!

Reminds me of one I saw the other day in Elderine.

random person: Hey guys! Kaalans a GM!!!


*gasp* NO WAY!

Some guy in Sand of Beach shouting:

"Buying Hp Stones at 10c..."

lol...or the how i be gm questions >D...everytime i see some post one i die a little inside >D.

Check out wat the blacked out guy said after the announcement telling us for about the 5th time in 5 mins that the server will go down for 1 hr....

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1...ontreadey4.jpg

Some people just dont read! haha

*i blacked out the name just in case he's active in this forum... dun wanna totally embarrass anyone =D

lol hehe >D :D...i wish i still had Cb1 screenshotso f our typos lolol

A guy asked me:

him: how do i talk?
me: slam your head on the keyboard

YOU'RE UP EARLY!

LOL what? But isn't he talking to ask that question? @__@"

"i want to be like my idol blahs"

Don't know who said it, but a totally ridiculous statement, if I do say so myself.