We don't have quidditch, but we DO have hay-rides and and Guitar Hero.
No seriously, my school actually has a dedicated 'Guitar Hero Team' that travels the bogs of south Georgia to axe the wannabe posers. Although, I'm not country like my counterparts. I just go to a bar or something and play BK.

Wow. Quidditch is cool but seriously, thats pretty sad.

Don't you just want to spear tackle the guy in the yellow? I know I do.

Lmmaaaaooo wacky, that sounds like fun