-makes Dolphin noises-

dang hippie! get off my light! you are blocking my tanning session!
j/k :P

*Fires 2 consecutive shots*

There.

you shooting at a snake? A gopher rat?

YOU!

Jk, I'm not that mean. Plus, I would never shoot someone.

I was taught as I was growing up, you never pull a gun unless you fully intend on using it. You are a direct threat to me.........

I shall go find you my bull story.

True.

But truly, the reason I shot was because I was too lazy to clap.

Did anyone catch my ninja text?