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confucius say woman with big mouth, never stops talking

Why ask me? I don't know, go ask a woman. :3

Guess who said "Don't shoot a mosquito with a cannon."

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative in same night will wake up in deep shit.

Man who keeps feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who eats photo of father soon spitting image of father.

Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

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Originally Posted by Lady-Loki (Post 96096)

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative in same night will wake up in deep shit.

That one made me cringe and lol at the same time.

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Originally Posted by wackyboi (Post 96043)

Wasn't that in whudafux's sig?

Yeah. D:<