Granted, but u cant do anything with monopoly money

I wish i had BK chicken fries

Granted, you get the plastic ones.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you will never be able to change back even if you want to.

I wish I knew all the secrets of life

Granted, you know every secret of your grandma's love life.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it will be a tiger that mauls your face

I wish my job paid more

Granted, but since you live in Oklahoma, it gets hit by a tornado.

I wish Bill Gates was my best friend.


I think games are better suited for spam o.O

Granted, but he is stingy with his money and gives you no money.

I wish for a better computer

Granted but because you have used up every single penny you have for the computer, you have no money to buy food anymore, so you starve to death.

I wish holidays would never end!

Granted, but you never finish uni and never get a job and become a bum.

I wish everyone wanted me to lock this thread.