Whatever you do, don't get fat. Don't submit to our greasy fattening foods and become one of us.

Gratz
 

Congratulations! Welcome to the US :3

Well, I tried Burger King and didn't like it... that means I'm on the right track, right? :cheeky:

Try Chik-Fil-A.

or Chipotle.

or Five Guys/In-N-Out.

Or the standard instant noodles

Chick-fil-a is crack. Chipotle is overrated. Go to bdubs on Tuesday.

and whatever you do, don't get hooked on that nasty Skyline Chili that the idiots in Cincinnati seem to love. The stuff is disgusting! Chic-Fil-A, Five Guys and BW3 are all great choices. And I would also recommend Noodles and Co. - a nice change of pace.

I've never tried any kind of chili; is it any good?

You're finally there. Have fun.

I can't believe this is a Chipotle ad