*ressurects as Des The Blaaah Eater with Ultimate Cheese Cake Attack*

What is all this rebellion?! Conspiracy, I say! D:<

And no! You cannot eat me! Because..

- Eats Desu -

I was quicker.

- Rubs tummy -

- Burps out some Desu air -

*expands cheese cake inside of Blaaah and watches her inflate like a balloon*

Blaaah go boom :3

Oh shi. D:

- Pokes a hole in myself to let all the air out -

*Tapes the hole with err... Tape?*

- watch blah continue to balloon, tie a string to her leg and fly her like a kite-

Passerby: LOOK MUMMY! It's a HUMUNGOUS human flying balloon!

*archers shoots blahs down*
*blahs falls down on desu and sufficates desu*

D: nuuuuu Viasta you shall pay for your insolence!
*calls upon the raspberry lemon cheesecakes to attack viasta*

*eats raspberry lemon cheesecakes*

*summons flying pig legs marinated with soy sauce to attack desu*