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Hmm... I told people to not get me anything. Especially my bf... not the best gift giver... lol

:gasp: He got out of having you buy you pressies by buying you bad pressies!

Well, if you saw what he gave me before you'd beg him not to. I'd rather him save the money he uses to buy the gift rather than having it collect dust. :<

Merry Chrissymissysyyyyyyy~

And now for some some holiday jokes!

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck!

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause!

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter, Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What does Father Christmas call his money? Iced lolly?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents? Santa pause!