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10 INPUT "Please enter your name: ", Name$
20 IF Name$ = "Hraesvelg" THEN GOTO 50
30 PRINT "Your mom sucks, "; Name$
40 GOTO 30
50 PRINT "Have a nice day, "; Name$
60 END

Infinite loops for the win.

M i k e y, Y o u r s i g g y m a d e m e d i e i n b r e a k f a s t.

C H A N G E I T. D<

I'm starting to think you would rather stare at a chip and dale guy in a speedo...

Whatever grows his woo-...


...I mean floats his boat.

hell yeah


that was a joke

Whoa. That WOULD be a rather kinky fetish.

Chippendale:
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/ch...ale280x390.jpg


Chip n' Dale:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3467/...50b64ec1c5.jpg

Chipmunks in a speedo would certainly be new territory. I know, I know, Rule 34 and all...

You get the jyst of it.

HAHAH!!!!! So tempted to draw some speedos on them xD

I'm just pointing it out so that in the future you can use the correct term.

Also, gist.